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Oh, the hilarity

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 17, 2009, 05:58:30 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

So although I paid everything on time (ie in advance), I couldn't get my books done so I filed an extension on my taxes and finally got them in a couple months ago. Today I received a statement from the State of Oregon:

Net tax: 4977.00
Taxes withheld: 2,561.00
Payments received prior to return: 2,483.00
Overpayment: 67.00
Penalty: 47.45
Interest on unpaid tax: 20.85
Balance due: 1.30

So as you see, although I overpaid, I paid interest on the unpaid tax.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Halfbaked1

And if you don't pay it the IRS will be all over you like the paper boy from One Crazy Summer.   :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

It's actually  the Oregon Department of Revenue, and what will happen is that in two or three years they'll catch their error during an internal audit and send me a check for $20.85.

I am growing accustomed to their incompetence.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Sir Squid Diddimus



Remington

Nigel, it's true that governments do small things stupidly and inefficiently. It's worth remembering, though, that they also do large things stupidly and inefficiently.

Consistency is a virtue.
Is it plugged in?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Oh, there have been some state expenditure debacles. Some ongoing ones, even. There was one where they spent over a billion dollars on reservoir covers, never used them, and then tried to sell them on eBay with something like a $1500 opening bid and no reserve.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Sir Squid Diddimus