I ate ants today.

[Kai]

"get them to void their feces"

out of survivalist curiosity  ex-lax? enema? do you need to yell SURPRISE beforehand?

Just put them in a container without food for a day.

[Kai]

I'd rather eat land bugs than sea bugs.

Mmmm, sea bugs.

Note: Cockroaches do NOT taste good. Their fatbodies (abundant) have a very vomitous flavor.

Grasshoppers, however, do. All the Orthoptera (jumping insects like crickets, katydids, locusts, grasshoppers, ect) are generally tasty; you'd prepare them in the same way as grubs, get them to void their feces and then cook them or eat them raw. Remove the wings and legs first! The exoskeleton doesn't digest, and it may cause intestinal discomfort in high amounts, so getting rid of legs and wings makes it more pleasant.

So, instead of shrimp alfredo we should make grasshopper alfredo?

Might be interesting to try it.

[fomenter]

"get them to void their feces"

out of survivalist curiosity  ex-lax? enema? do you need to yell SURPRISE beforehand?

Just put them in a container without food for a day.

that's a let down i was imagining strange instruments being used in strange ways known only to biologist.. needs moar mad scientist

[Kai]

"get them to void their feces"

out of survivalist curiosity  ex-lax? enema? do you need to yell SURPRISE beforehand?

Just put them in a container without food for a day.

that's a let down i was imagining strange instruments being used in strange ways known only to biologist.. needs moar mad scientist

This is MRMH, not T&S. 

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

i don't think i'd have a problem with eating ants. i'm one of the rare 'i'll eat anything edible at least once' type people.
im even hoping one day i can eat rat.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

TIP: to get anything to void it's self of feces-
  1) place in clear acrylic box
  2) give box to Squid
  3) leave room, shut door, insert ear plugs and wait 5 minutes.

result- feces free creatures in aprox. 6 minutes.

[Cain]

In Soviet Amazon, ants eat you!