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I'm so badass, the thread.

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, March 28, 2009, 01:21:51 AM

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#60
December 17, 2010, 12:03:15 AM
I'M SO BADASS I AM THE NUMBER 11 AND YOUR DIALS AND KNOBS HAVE TO GO UP TO ME
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

AFK

#61
December 17, 2010, 01:49:17 AM
I'm do badass I write haikus with questions only!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Rod Stewart

#62
December 17, 2010, 01:51:10 AM
I'm so badass I'm forever young.  Bitch!

Telarus

#63
December 17, 2010, 01:57:50 AM
I am so bad ass, this hxxp://wicca.com/forums/index.php?topic=2779.msg126284#msg126284


Also, thanks Kai, those Less Wrong series sure come in handy.  :evil:
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AFK

#64
April 12, 2012, 04:27:06 PM
I'M SO BADASS I BUMP BADASS THREADS IN A BADASS FASHION! 

BUCKLE BENEATH MY BADASS AURA!!!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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#65
April 12, 2012, 05:25:55 PM
I'M SO BADASS I ROAST A WHOLE ROTTEN DONKEY THAT'S STUFFED WITH ROTTING RECTUMS AND SERVE IT TO ROTTEN DEMOCRATS.

:hammer:
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

WretchedChan

#66
April 12, 2012, 10:04:20 PM
Im so badass i had to increase my prices and now i get 55 dollers for a flatback instead of just 50. That is 60 extra dollers for my take home pay a DAY! WOOO! Im gonna have my new tattoo payed for in NO time!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#67
April 12, 2012, 10:07:15 PM
What is a "Flatback"?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

WretchedChan

#68
April 12, 2012, 10:11:03 PM
flat on you're back 50 dollers (well 55 now LOL) vag only no oral no anal no muss no fuss. take the condom out the door wit ya buddy LOL.

navkat

#69
April 12, 2012, 10:18:23 PM
Quote from: WretchedChan on April 12, 2012, 10:11:03 PM
flat on you're back 50 dollers (well 55 now LOL) vag only no oral no anal no muss no fuss. take the condom out the door wit ya buddy LOL.

Oh, WretchedChan!  :facepalm:

EK WAFFLR

#70
April 12, 2012, 10:19:46 PM
Ouch.  :facepalm:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#71
April 12, 2012, 10:20:37 PM
Oh, another Totse2 refugee. :|
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#72
April 12, 2012, 11:50:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2012, 10:20:37 PM
Oh, another Totse2 refugee. :|

Obvious Troll Is Obvious [/obvious]
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

AFK

#73
April 13, 2012, 12:16:33 AM
Quote from: WretchedChan on April 12, 2012, 10:04:20 PM
Im so badass i had to increase my prices and now i get 55 dollers for a flatback instead of just 50. That is 60 extra dollers for my take home pay a DAY! WOOO! Im gonna have my new tattoo payed for in NO time!

Success doesn't come cheap. 

:rimshot: 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#74
April 13, 2012, 02:12:23 AM
Even Eartha has stated that she gets $250 for a toofless blowjob.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
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