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« on: March 29, 2009, 12:29:19 am »
Is now a post apocalyptic wasteland.

These sickos will CANNIBALiIZE your pasty ass.
You want to survive? FIND YOURSELF A CREW! Find people who will watch your back.
You people want to go it alone, fine, chances are you are going to get picked off and flamed one by one.
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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2009, 12:31:21 am »
Who wants in K-9 kru? K-9 kru keep it real
« Last Edit: March 29, 2009, 12:57:24 am by Faust »
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2009, 12:32:19 am »
Ouch.

A finer collective kick up the ass I have never seen.

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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2009, 12:41:20 am »
ooh ooh i want to join!  i have skill in small guns, lockpick and melee weapons



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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2009, 12:47:52 am »
NOW RECRUITING

ASSHOLES ON BIKES


Do you want to ride around on a motorcycle sneering at people?
Do you want to swing a chain around for most of the day for no reason at all?
Do you imagine yourself intimidating lesser human beings while mounted atop your harley, kawasaki ninja, or huffy?
Have you ever wanted to join a bike gang?
  even though off the internet you're kind of a ninny?


THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE

SIGN UP NOW
« Last Edit: March 29, 2009, 12:52:22 am by Cramulus »

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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2009, 12:49:12 am »
NOW RECRUITING

ASSHOLES ON BIKES


Do you want to ride around on a motorcycle sneering at people?
Do you want to swing a chain around for most of the day for no reason at all?
Do you imagine yourself intimidating lesser human beings while mounted atop your harley, kawasaki ninja, huffy, or vespa?

SIGN UP NOW

I am totally in.

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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2009, 12:58:27 am »
ooh ooh i want to join!  i have skill in small guns, lockpick and melee weapons

add this to your sig and your rollin with us
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/dogdrive2.gif
« Last Edit: March 29, 2009, 02:00:36 am by Faust »
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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2009, 02:15:40 am »
THIS IS MY GANG




DOES ANYBODY HAVE A PROBLEM???



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« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2009, 02:20:09 am »
I'd hit at least three of those.
however, if you don't roll with the k-9s, k-9s gonna roll over you.
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« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2009, 02:20:38 am »
YEAH WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
WHAT OF IT, PUNK?


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« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2009, 02:28:08 am »
I'd hit at least three of those.

Me too, The three in the middle all have very punchable faces.

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« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2009, 03:35:48 am »



i am my own crew. you can try to join... i might let someone in...

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« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2009, 03:40:15 am »
Fuck you guys!

I don't need a fucking crew, no-one can tell me what to do.

I'm going to sit on my porch occasionally firing off bursts of automatic gunfire to scare you fuckers who may want to mess with me.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2009, 04:14:59 am »
none of you should join those hack groups...

<---- REAL deal right here

THE SCREAMING PRIMATES




as an added bonus
the fun of primate politics keeps DK away
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« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2009, 04:59:09 am »
hired gun,  payment up front no job to big no job to small, loyalty to the highest bidder guaranteed, pm bids now,

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