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Re: Gods I worship
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2009, 01:01:14 am »
Move it please, it actually fits in pretty good with BIP.

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Re: Gods I worship
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2009, 09:48:55 pm »
I agree, and you've basically side-stepped one of the major pitfalls of Monotheism (the notion that a person's psyche consists of just one "self").

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Re: Gods I worship
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2009, 09:25:56 pm »
:mittens:  LOVE the op!

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Re: Gods I worship
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2009, 09:27:59 pm »
I have finally identified 4 Gods I worship and there are subset gods within each major category.

IDAMNWELLWANTTO

This is the first God I will discuss. This one is fun loving and generally enjoys life.

IDAMNWELLDONTWANTTO

This God I was forced to acknowledge due to my contrary nature.

IDAMNWELLBETTER

This is the God of responsibility, a position shared hand in hand with the next God.

IDAMNWELLBETTERNOT

This God shares an avenging Angel with IDAMNWELLBETTER, usually in the form of MYWIFE.

My religion demands I use the first two and fear the second two.

This is my Church and my Gods.
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Re: Gods I worship
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2009, 10:24:22 pm »
:mittens: yeah, good stuff.

I imagine a PROLLYOUGHTTO and a PROLLYSHOULDNT, but they aren't gods who give commandments.  They are more like helpful spirits who offer good advice.
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Re: Gods I worship
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2009, 09:43:10 pm »
:mittens: yeah, good stuff.

I imagine a PROLLYOUGHTTO and a PROLLYSHOULDNT, but they aren't gods who give commandments.  They are more like helpful spirits who offer good advice.

MYWIFE would also be the Avenging Angel of those subgods.

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Re: Gods I worship
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2009, 10:00:30 pm »
I'd like to add:

THISSHOULDWORK -- god of seemingly good ideas that aren't,

and,

THATLLNEVERWORK -- god of seemingly bad ideas that aren't

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Re: Gods I worship
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2009, 02:56:31 am »
YOUCANTMAKEME, the stubborn godling that I can never quite get rid of.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

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Re: Gods I worship
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2009, 04:09:53 am »
YESDEAR, goddess of quiet aquiesence.

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Re: Gods I worship
« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2009, 06:41:58 am »
YESDEAR, goddess of quiet aquiesence.

That phrase would give MYWIFE full permission to geld me.  I used it on my ex to avoid nonsense.