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Started by Kai, April 06, 2009, 12:24:28 PM

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Kai

Earwig penises.

http://membracid.wordpress.com/2009/04/06/monday-morning-earwig-genital-cringe/

They've got an extra, just in case one breaks. They often do break.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Jenne

Ew.  Now, talk about a bug that STINKS.  Pshew.

Kai

Quote from: Jenne on April 06, 2009, 02:18:21 PM
Ew.  Now, talk about a bug that STINKS.  Pshew.

Dermaptera, my dear momma Jenne, Dermaptera, not Hemiptera.  8)
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Jenne

Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 03:42:47 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 06, 2009, 02:18:21 PM
Ew.  Now, talk about a bug that STINKS.  Pshew.

Dermaptera, my dear momma Jenne, Dermaptera, not Hemiptera.  8)

:D  I could never abide the smell of an earwig, Kai!  :D  Plus they are mean fuckers, too. 

bds


Dysfunctional Cunt

Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?

bds

Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?

:fap::fap::fap::fap:

I hope so.

Dysfunctional Cunt

 :x


I will not sleep the same again.  EVAR!

Jenne

See, now I'm wondering if the guy who wrote "Detachable Penis" studied insects...

Kai

Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on April 06, 2009, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?

:fap::fap::fap::fap:

I hope so.

Myth. People thought they crawled into peoples ears at night and did weird things to their brains, but its never been substantiated ever.

And I mean EVER. No reports of Dermaptera in peoples ears.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 09:32:49 PM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on April 06, 2009, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
Does this mean there are bug penises in peoples ears?

:fap::fap::fap::fap:

I hope so.

Myth. People thought they crawled into peoples ears at night and did weird things to their brains, but its never been substantiated ever.

And I mean EVER. No reports of Dermaptera in peoples ears.

So they are named after a myth?  And don't go in ears right?

































pleasepleaseplease say yes cause this is just really gross!!!!!

Jenne

They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!

Kai

Quote from: Jenne on April 06, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!

Were you talking about humans, or earwigs?
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

LMNO

Quote from: Kai on April 06, 2009, 11:03:10 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 06, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
They may not crawl around in your ears, but if you catch one and hold onto it, it pinches you! MEAN, smelly creatures, I tell you!

Were you talking about humans, or earwigs?

:potd:

Jenne

That WAS a truly inspired reply, I agree.  I meant to answer it with a "Yes" last night but forgot!