Signs that you spend too much time at PD

[hooplala]

26. When you meet another Discordian in real life, your immediate reaction is a vague titillation.

[East Coast Hustle]

27. When you meet another discordian in real life and they find out you're a PD-er, they stop talking to you and get off the bus even though it's not their stop.

[Darth Cupcake]

27. When you meet another discordian in real life and they find out you're a PD-er, they stop talking to you and get off the bus even though it's not their stop. still moving.

[LMNO]

28.  You constantly talk about people you'd be better off simply ignoring.

[Jenne]

29.  You see something during the day and think of how you'd post it here.

30.  You go to post it, think it's stupid, and delete it.

[Requia ☣]

24. You feel lost and lonely without the smiley.


EDIT: Should I have left it with two 23's? 

I have actually begged a forum admin to add and  smileys.

[Cramulus]

31. You have to remind yourself not to escalate polite discussions into arguments. It is difficult to resist.

32. You know obscure facts about people you've never physically met, but regularly forget family members' birthdays.

[eighteen buddha strike]

17.  You've met other forumties IRL, and FAIL at refering to them by, or remembering, their real names.

On our way back from WA to Maine, driving across Nebraska:

ECHGF: So who is this guy we're stopping to hang out with in Omaha?

ECH: My buddy Paul. He's good shit. Always shows me a good time when I pass through.

ECHGF: yeah, but who IS he?

ECH: Oh. yeah. He's 18 Buddha Strike.

I AM SUMMONED BY LULZ
18. I posted in this thread.

[eighteen buddha strike]

23. You notice 23s, while at the same time making fun of people who notice 23s.

5. IN FACT, there should be five twenty threes, and at least over one hundred fives.

[Cain]

Instead of doing that report for financing, you spend time thinking of witty things to add to the "Signs that you spend too much time at PD" thread.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

33. you think people talking to men named Fred are talking to you 

[Cramulus]

34. Your political affiliation is to the Noodle Party

[hooplala]

35.  You make an off-handed remark about black men raping someone, and people don't find it all that funny. 

[the last yatto]

36. when you put up something like this on your bedroom door,



because your roommates were getting on your last good nerve.

[East Coast Hustle]

37. you know both of the cool people in Canada.