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Signs that you spend too much time at PD

Started by Cramulus, April 07, 2009, 02:54:46 PM

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Richter

220:  Half of your cellphone pictures were taken becuase people on PD would find them funny.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Rococo Modem Basilisk

Quote from: Suu on July 10, 2009, 03:00:10 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 10, 2009, 09:56:08 AM
219. You don't know how to casually refer to the userbase without using the word 'spag/s/'.

219a: You use spag as a normal part of your everyday vocabulary.
219b: Your parents, friends, coworkers, and professors no longer need to ask you what you mean when you say things like 'those spags over in marketing'.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Sir Squid Diddimus

221: Your child covers the hettiOs part of his SpaghettiOs can with paper. So he can have himself a nice bowl of Spag.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Squid on July 11, 2009, 05:32:43 AM
221: Your child covers the hettiOs part of his SpaghettiOs can with paper. So he can have himself a nice bowl of Spag.

This made me LOL
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 07, 2009, 03:14:16 PM
You make an OKCupid account so you can troll horny morons, only you end up getting nothing but messages from people who say things like "OMG, you really run PD.com? Who are you over there? Are you Roger?"

:lulz:

Missed that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

I was startled by the fact some of these can apply to me. I haven't even been here that long. O.o
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

AFK

Whoa, it's been almost 152 days for me. 

Well, here's to 152 more!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 13, 2011, 09:26:54 PM
I was startled by the fact some of these can apply to me. I haven't even been here that long. O.o

Same, here...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."


Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

The Wizard

222. You check your Unread Posts before you check your email or Facebook.
Insanity we trust.

the dreadful hours

223  you wreck yourself before you check yourself

Payne

224 You've been here long enough to know why PMing The Mgt is a bad idea... But do it anyway.

225 You have an erotic (to some) collection of Too Hawt For Spagbook pics of famous PDers

226 Your ":" "L" "U" and "Z" keys are worn completely away.

Eve

Quote from: Payne on June 14, 2011, 08:21:16 PM
225 You have an erotic (to some) collection of Too Hawt For Spagbook pics of famous PDers

:argh!:
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Payne