Signs that you spend too much time at PD

[hooplala]

12a.  The mere mention of the font 'arial' send you into hysterics.

[LMNO]

13.  MOUSTACHES.

[Cainad (dec.)]

4.  You spend a weekend at high geekery, and have to avoid cracking in jokes that THEY won't get.

At this, my friend, we both fail.



14. You keep PD.com open in a tab nearly all the time.

[Darth Cupcake]

15. You don't open PD for a few months, then return only to find that after a week or so, you are once again like a crackhead slave to the PD drug. And way, way too many of the items already posted apply to you.

You make an OKCupid account so you can troll horny morons, only you end up getting nothing but messages from people who say things like "OMG, you really run PD.com? Who are you over there? Are you Roger?"

OKC is a goldmine of retardation.

[Richter]

16.  You get more pissed at fellow forumites than fmaily or co workers.

17.  You've met other forumties IRL, and FAIL at refering to them by, or remembering, their real names.

[East Coast Hustle]

17.  You've met other forumties IRL, and FAIL at refering to them by, or remembering, their real names.

On our way back from WA to Maine, driving across Nebraska:

ECHGF: So who is this guy we're stopping to hang out with in Omaha?

ECH: My buddy Paul. He's good shit. Always shows me a good time when I pass through.

ECHGF: yeah, but who IS he?

ECH: Oh. yeah. He's 18 Buddha Strike.

[bds]

18. You stay awake late at night thinking about what you should have typed.

[LMNO]

18. You stay awake late at night thinking about what you should have typed.

Oh gawd, yes.

[Rumckle]

19. You post so late at night that you need to increase the font size so you can actually read the screen.

[Richter]

20a.  "SHITFUCKDAMN" is both a hillarious curse AND the best thread in existence. 

20b.  You've actually made literary alusions to said thread in conversation.

20c.  Someone GOT said alusion.

[bds]

21. All you ever talk about IRL is PD shit. (im so guilty of this )

[fomenter]

22. When talking IRL, you wish you had a collection of smileys to express how you feel about something said by others.

[LMNO]

23. You notice 23s, while at the same time making fun of people who notice 23s.

[bds]

24. You feel lost and lonely without the smiley.


EDIT: Should I have left it with two 23's? 

[Cramulus]

25. When you meet another Discordian in real life, your immediate reaction is a vague revulsion.