Signs that you spend too much time at PD

[The Good Reverend Roger]

44. You read this entire thread, looking for the funny, and, having found no funny, are only disappointed in yourself for trying.

Well, that was a pointless insult at a large segment of the board.  Congratulations, you're Simon Cowell.

Insult? I was attempting humor.

45. You can no longer tell the difference.

And I was being a grumpy fuckbag.

It's PD tradition.

46. You are familiar with all PD tradition.

Point.

[the other anonymous]

44. You read this entire thread, looking for the funny, and, having found no funny, are only disappointed in yourself for trying.

Well, that was a pointless insult at a large segment of the board.  Congratulations, you're Simon Cowell.

Insult? I was attempting humor.

45. You can no longer tell the difference.

And I was being a grumpy fuckbag.

It's PD tradition.

46. You are familiar with all PD tradition.

Point.

47. The most exciting thing that's happened to you in months is having an argument with TGRR.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

44. You read this entire thread, looking for the funny, and, having found no funny, are only disappointed in yourself for trying.

Well, that was a pointless insult at a large segment of the board.  Congratulations, you're Simon Cowell.

Insult? I was attempting humor.

45. You can no longer tell the difference.

And I was being a grumpy fuckbag.

It's PD tradition.

46. You are familiar with all PD tradition.

Point.

47. The most exciting thing that's happened to you in months is having an argument with TGRR.

48.  Number 47 is made all the more hideous by the knowledge that things will become both more horrible yet less exciting over the next few years.

[the other anonymous]

44. You read this entire thread, looking for the funny, and, having found no funny, are only disappointed in yourself for trying.

Well, that was a pointless insult at a large segment of the board.  Congratulations, you're Simon Cowell.

Insult? I was attempting humor.

45. You can no longer tell the difference.

And I was being a grumpy fuckbag.

It's PD tradition.

46. You are familiar with all PD tradition.

Point.

47. The most exciting thing that's happened to you in months is having an argument with TGRR.

48.  Number 47 is made all the more hideous by the knowledge that things will become both more horrible yet less exciting over the next few years.

49. You understand the need for the icon.

[Vene]

50: Horrormirth is now a part of your regular vocabulary.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

51. you tell your mother she will "shit bricks" wen she sees something and get a blank stare in response


52. you wish you could actually make this face 

[Requia ☣]

You keep wondering why other people don't know what spag means.

You have tried to explain to someone why its awesome that their last name is Salazar.

[Iason Ouabache]

53. You try to give someone at another forum and realize a) they don't have a mittens smilie  b) no one else would understand if you could give them mittens.

[Requia ☣]

You forget the Fred and Nigel are theoretically boys names.

[Dysnomia]

54.  You realize you have more internet friends than you do IRL friends

55.  you realize almost everything, or everything in this thread applies to you 

[Cain]

When you realize you left your bike outside, you laugh

[P3nT4gR4m]

53. You try to give someone at another forum and realize a) they don't have a mittens smilie  b) no one else would understand if you could give them mittens.

53b) you imagelink them the mittens anyway then point blank refuse to explain your actions

[Requia ☣]

When you realize you left your bike outside, you laugh

You long since gave up on getting every in joke.

[P3nT4gR4m]

You tell someone to kill themselves and fuck the body and they make a weird little face like they are choking on their own eyeballs.

You vaguely remember making the same face a long long time ago

[LMNO]

812: In a list thread, you don't bother reading the previous posts and wind up posting something that was already done two pages ago.