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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Signs that you spend too much time at PD

Started by Cramulus, April 07, 2009, 02:54:46 PM

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LMNO


Jenne

Quote from: LMNO on April 08, 2009, 01:05:16 PM
812: In a list thread, you don't bother reading the previous posts and wind up posting something that was already done two pages ago.





Oh, I fear that often. 

246.5:  You try to give "mittens" to people on other forums, and they react with confusion tinged with a bit of fear.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Jenne on April 08, 2009, 02:19:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 08, 2009, 01:05:16 PM
812: In a list thread, you don't bother reading the previous posts and wind up posting something that was already done two pages ago.





Oh, I fear that often. 

246.5:  You try to give "mittens" to people on other forums, and they react with confusion tinged with a bit of fear.

:mittens:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

bds

Does anyone else think that this has the makings of another PDF?
Oh, wait, Cram posted it. He prolly already thought of that.

55 (?) You get bored on a Sunday afternoon when not many people are posting, and have forgotten about other places on the interwebs to hang out.

Cramulus

56. You have pondered the best way to reformat a forum thread into a readable PDF



bds: be my guest :-P

bds

It probably could do with a few more posts before PDFing, but I'm quite happy to do that, if I'm not stepping on everyone else's toes?

57. You actively take the lead in PD projects.

Vene

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 08, 2009, 06:42:10 AM
53. You try to give someone :mittens: at another forum and realize a) they don't have a mittens smilie  b) no one else would understand if you could give them mittens.
53b. You do the same, but in meatspace.

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

LMNO


P3nT4gR4m

62 you never used to scream "OMGZ U R TEH SUCK KYSFTB!!!" when people made puns

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

63.  "Pass me the potatoes OR KILL ME!!!!"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dysfunctional Cunt

64. You actually typed out what you wanted to say, now you have to watch ending work emails with KTHNXBAI or answering with TITCM!

Shibboleet The Annihilator

65. You troll everyone and you can't stop.

bds

65b. You see no problem with this arrangement.