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espseiclally the things that contradict the other things

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and you are tom cruise. look in the mirror.

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Re: scientology is 100% correct in every single thing it ever said
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2009, 03:31:35 pm »
Since you've amassed more than 50 posts, I feel entirely comfortable in telling you to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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Re: scientology is 100% correct in every single thing it ever said
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2009, 03:39:22 pm »
What I'm wondering is how the fuck did this idiot get to 50.

I just checked they're all like this  :eek:
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Re: scientology is 100% correct in every single thing it ever said
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2009, 03:51:32 pm »
It doesn't seem worth comunicating with.
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Re: scientology is 100% correct in every single thing it ever said
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2009, 04:08:25 pm »
espseiclally the things that contradict the other things

goddess will be totally pissed off if you think otherewise

you see xenu is goddess

and you are tom cruise. look in the mirror.

No rhyme. No meter. No Doom fanfic allusions.

Fail.

Next time, more cow bell.

How about, starting from Hubbard-written quotes and, through exacting logic, show how Hubbard stole all of his ideas from Zardoz?

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Re: scientology is 100% correct in every single thing it ever said
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2009, 04:14:00 pm »
espseiclally the things that contradict the other things

goddess will be totally pissed off if you think otherewise

you see xenu is goddess

and you are tom cruise. look in the mirror.

No rhyme. No meter. No Doom fanfic allusions.

Fail.

Next time, more cow bell.

How about, starting from Hubbard-written quotes and, through exacting logic, show how Hubbard stole all of his ideas from ZALGO?



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Re: scientology is 100% correct in every single thing it ever said
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2009, 04:23:24 pm »
espseiclally the things that contradict the other things

goddess will be totally pissed off if you think otherewise

you see xenu is goddess

and you are tom cruise. look in the mirror.

No rhyme. No meter. No Doom fanfic allusions.

Fail.

Next time, more cow bell.

How about, starting from Hubbard-written quotes and, through exacting logic, show how Hubbard stole all of his ideas from ZALGO?



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Re: scientology is 100% correct in every single thing it ever said
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2009, 06:32:32 pm »
espseiclally the things that contradict the other things

goddess will be totally pissed off if you think otherewise

you see xenu is goddess

and you are tom cruise. look in the mirror.

No rhyme. No meter. No Doom fanfic allusions.

Fail.

Next time, more cow bell.

How about, starting from Hubbard-written quotes and, through exacting logic, show how Hubbard stole all of his ideas from ZALGO?



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Re: scientology is 100% correct in every single thing it ever said
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2009, 02:08:53 am »
ZALGO.
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Re: scientology is 100% correct in every single thing it ever said
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2009, 02:16:10 am »
ZARDOZ BEATS ZALGO!!

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Re: scientology is 100% correct in every single thing it ever said
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2009, 06:38:37 am »
ZARDOZ BEATS ZALGO!!


That's an unfair comparison. Zardoz is so far beyond Zalgo it's just silly to juxtapose them.

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Re: scientology is 100% correct in every single thing it ever said
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2009, 06:42:13 am »
This is foolish enough for me to use my first post to disapprove of it.
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Re: scientology is 100% correct in every single thing it ever said
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2009, 03:43:03 pm »
Yes

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Re: scientology is 100% correct in every single thing it ever said
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2009, 11:27:46 pm »
ZARDOZ BEATS ZALGO!!


That's an unfair comparison. Zardoz is so far beyond Zalgo it's just silly to juxtapose them.

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