scientology is 100% correct in every single thing it ever said

[Idiot]

espseiclally the things that contradict the other things

goddess will be totally pissed off if you think otherewise

you see xenu is goddess

and you are tom cruise. look in the mirror.

[LMNO]

Since you've amassed more than 50 posts, I feel entirely comfortable in telling you to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[P3nT4gR4m]

What I'm wondering is how the fuck did this idiot get to 50.

I just checked they're all like this 

[Richter]

It doesn't seem worth comunicating with.

[the other anonymous]

espseiclally the things that contradict the other things

goddess will be totally pissed off if you think otherewise

you see xenu is goddess

and you are tom cruise. look in the mirror.

No rhyme. No meter. No Doom fanfic allusions.

Fail.

Next time, more cow bell.

How about, starting from Hubbard-written quotes and, through exacting logic, show how Hubbard stole all of his ideas from Zardoz?

[LMNO]

espseiclally the things that contradict the other things

goddess will be totally pissed off if you think otherewise

you see xenu is goddess

and you are tom cruise. look in the mirror.

No rhyme. No meter. No Doom fanfic allusions.

Fail.

Next time, more cow bell.

How about, starting from Hubbard-written quotes and, through exacting logic, show how Hubbard stole all of his ideas from ZALGO?

Fixed, for He Comes...

[the other anonymous]

espseiclally the things that contradict the other things

goddess will be totally pissed off if you think otherewise

you see xenu is goddess

and you are tom cruise. look in the mirror.

No rhyme. No meter. No Doom fanfic allusions.

Fail.

Next time, more cow bell.

How about, starting from Hubbard-written quotes and, through exacting logic, show how Hubbard stole all of his ideas from ZALGO?

Fixed, for He Comes...

But the penis is evil!

[Soylent Green]

espseiclally the things that contradict the other things

goddess will be totally pissed off if you think otherewise

you see xenu is goddess

and you are tom cruise. look in the mirror.

No rhyme. No meter. No Doom fanfic allusions.

Fail.

Next time, more cow bell.

How about, starting from Hubbard-written quotes and, through exacting logic, show how Hubbard stole all of his ideas from ZALGO?

Fixed, for He Comes...

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YOU CANNOT RUN
҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚        ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚
YOU CANNOT HIDE

H҉҉҉E҉ CO̚̕̚̚̕̚MES!

[Kai]

ZALGO.

[the other anonymous]

ZARDOZ BEATS ZALGO!!

[Cainad (dec.)]

ZARDOZ BEATS ZALGO!!

That's an unfair comparison. Zardoz is so far beyond Zalgo it's just silly to juxtapose them.

[Batty Kissinger]

This is foolish enough for me to use my first post to disapprove of it.

[Aufenthatt]

Yes

[P3nT4gR4m]

ZARDOZ BEATS ZALGO!!

That's an unfair comparison. Zardoz is so far beyond Zalgo it's just silly to juxtapose them.

Someone say my name?