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Rev. Roger's funeral party

Started by Schizzy, November 20, 2005, 11:10:02 PM

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Buddha's Ghost Penis

#15
November 21, 2005, 02:29:22 AM
WE ARE FILLED WITH WOE OF PIPEFACE ROGER'S UNFORTUNATE MISFORTUNE! PLEASE TO NOTE TO CHECK YOUR BAGS!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

BADGE OF HONOR

#16
November 21, 2005, 05:44:58 AM
Jet lag, eh?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
November 21, 2005, 05:45:48 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodJet lag, eh?

Well, even Idiot Boy Emperors need their nappies.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#18
November 21, 2005, 06:53:13 AM
Jet Lag is code for "I've been drinking, a lot."; Just sayin.

LMNO

#19
November 21, 2005, 04:34:34 PM
Quote from: The Taco Spawn:lol:  What a twunt!

Should we start placing bets on which reporter gets the knuckle sandwich then?

My money's on Bob Woodward or Matt Drudge.

The Doctor

#20
November 22, 2005, 03:34:08 AM
*crosses fingers* Oh, please let it be Matt Drudge...the worst thing to ever happen to fedoras.
Priest, Church of Eris

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Doktor Howl

#21
September 10, 2019, 09:25:39 PM
Quote from: The Doctor on November 22, 2005, 03:34:08 AM
*crosses fingers* Oh, please let it be Matt Drudge...the worst thing to ever happen to fedoras.

Definitive PROOF that things can ALWAYS get worse.
Molon Lube
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