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The Book of Prophecy ~ As Written by Payne

Started by Payne, April 14, 2009, 02:18:21 AM

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Payne

#60
April 16, 2009, 06:37:05 PM
Hhe, no problem, I just thought a perfectionist such as yourself would want to know.

P3nT4gR4m

#61
April 16, 2009, 07:40:10 PM Last Edit: April 16, 2009, 07:42:10 PM by P3nT4gR4m
Fuck yeah - I'll get it sorted, don't you worry

BTW - has anyone noticed it runs to 23 pages :tinfoilhat:

*edit* this fread is now about applying the law of fives to paynes holy vision to provide evidence that there is a secret code, embedded in it that even God wasn't aware of  :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cramulus

#62
April 16, 2009, 07:47:07 PM
oh there's a secret code in it all right  :fnord:

Payne

#63
April 16, 2009, 09:03:59 PM
There actually are some codes and allusions to other, secret, things in it.

That's the whole point of these things, isn't it?

Sheered Völva

#64
June 09, 2009, 05:01:49 AM
Thanks for including me in your prophecy!  But I'm afraid I have some bad news.

You've been completely ripped off!  There's this guy with the Discordian name of Belteshazzar who stole your work and got it published!  I did some checking, and found out his real name is Daniel.  Unfortunately, I haven't found his last name yet, but I did learn he's Jewish and from Iraq.

It's obvious that he ripped you off just from the first two verses of your two works.

Here's yours:
Quote from: Payne on April 14, 2009, 02:18:21 AM
1:1 In the third year of the reign of Hugh, Moderator of PD came Hustle, Moderator of Pimpsville unto Apple Talk, and besieged it.
1:2 And the Lord gave Hugh Moderator of PD into his hand, with part of the vessels of the house of Admin: which he carried into the land of Maine to the house of his Admins; and he brought the vessels into the treasure house of his Admins.

And here's his:

Quote1:1In the third year of the reign of Jeholakim king of Judah came Nebuchadnezzer king of Babylon unto Jerusalem, and besieged it.
1:2 And the Lord gave Jehoiakim king of Judah into his hand, with part of the vessels of the house of God: which he carried into the land of Shinar to the house of his god; and he brought the vessels into the treasure house of his god.

Maybe you can bring a lawsuit against this Belteshazzar.  :argh!:


:lulz:

Payne

#65
April 14, 2010, 07:16:18 PM
Bump, as per LMNO's suggestion.

LMNO

#66
April 14, 2010, 07:25:30 PM
Oh, woot, and such.

Payne

#67
April 14, 2010, 07:28:21 PM
Also, Uncle BadTouch ruins the joke, ITT.

Doktor Howl

#68
September 11, 2019, 06:39:34 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 14, 2010, 07:28:21 PM
Also, Uncle BadTouch ruins the joke, ITT.

Uncle BadTouch always ruins the joke.
Molon Lube
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