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What the hell Burger King

Started by Will., April 17, 2009, 10:16:49 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
April 18, 2009, 03:41:26 AM
Quote from: Capuchin Cress on April 18, 2009, 03:21:38 AM
Furtive. Subsequent. Scrumptious.

Points for use of the word "furtive"

it's one of my favorites.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dr Goofy

#16
April 18, 2009, 03:42:09 AM
What have I unleashed? :?

fomenter

#17
April 18, 2009, 03:44:12 AM
chintziest piquant unvitiating
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Will.

#18
April 18, 2009, 03:54:49 AM
Unspeakable evils my good goof, unspeakable evils.


...Quintacious.

Honey

#19
April 18, 2009, 04:13:21 AM
Goyish.
Fuck the status quo!

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure & the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell

Nast

#20
April 18, 2009, 04:17:46 AM
Quote from: Will. on April 18, 2009, 03:29:08 AM
Salutations good sir, please don't eat me.  :?

I probably won't.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Will.

#21
April 18, 2009, 04:30:36 AM
Well that makes me feel a little better.... Terbiculosis.

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
April 18, 2009, 08:04:36 PM
Quote from: Will. on April 17, 2009, 10:16:49 PM
What the hell, Kraft Dinner?

I noticed that, too.

And you know what?  It's selling like hotcakes.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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