New Testament?

[the last yatto]

how will your testapoop be different then the fru?

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

how will your testapoop be different then the fru?

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

how will your testapoop be different then the fru?

The fru?

That sounds vaguely familiar...

[the last yatto]

the fru is a forgotten tome that is really badly photocopied

[hooplala]

A discordian tome, or simply any badly photocopied tome?

[Richter]

the "Life and times of Payne" sort of jizz?

Jizz?

JIZZ?!

Yes.  Jizz.
Get it the right places it causes new things to grow.  Struck me as a sophmoric metaphor for it's influence on a new project.

[hooplala]

Doesn't seem like there's a lot of interest in the idea, so I guess I'll can it.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Doesn't seem like there's a lot of interest in the idea, so I guess I'll can it.

I think its a very good idea.

[Corvidia]

Doesn't seem like there's a lot of interest in the idea, so I guess I'll can it.

I think its a very good idea.

So do I and I'm up for writing parts of it. I have a few other projects on the table, but starting May 15th, I'll have plenty of time for all of it.
I've got a little bit of something already written (from before I really spent much time here). Bit penalist, but I can clean it up and I have another installment of it sitting in a notebook which is hopefully less penalist.

Two or three different gospels, plus something akin to Proverbs? Those could be a shitload of memebombs, plus a few little stories.

[Telarus]

I might be up for doing some illustrations. I need to work on my human figures, and there a few good photos of Norton in regalia.

[Richter]

I'm in for a gospel, and a few "letters to the...", I'm thinking.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think it's a fantastic idea, I just can't possibly participate right now.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Although somewhere on the forum is the ballad of Cramson and deLAILah, which might fit in somewhere. I have no idea.

[Payne]

It's be easy enough to do this, really, but a lot of writing, and preferably a lot of different writers involved.

Set up a central character that we can all generally agree on (which is why I'm leaning to an entirely new and fictional character, no baggage associated with it, and it's much easier to get freaky with the writing). Write a basic life story, and ask people to riff off of it for some Gospels (Basic story driven Bring&Brag stuff), some Psalms (Memebombs), some Letters (Rants), some Acts (Rants/horromirth), a book of Prophecy (Horrormirth/ High Weirdness) or two. Get someone to edit it down into a single document, still split into Books, but more unified, throw some graphics in and you're done.

Some other significant characters could be created for their own individual Books.

The more editing processes it goes through, the better, especially with some more obtuse editors. Books that are rejected from the initial process can become Apocrypha, or some can be written specifically to be so.

Once you have this finished text, I suppose you could ask SSOOKN or some such to go through and plant codes'n'clues throughout, and some other people to leave other goodies.

[Corvidia]

I'd be happy to edit, too. I'll do a gospel and a couple letters.


I'd love to see at least one of the accepted gospels to mimic the Gnostic Gospels and Apocrypha to have one or two that resemble Paul or something. Also, someone should write a parallel to St. Augustine's Confessions.

We should write a version of the Nicene Creed and the Apostle's Creed, too. (I'll do that, towards the end, I think)

Jeebus details we need to agree on:
Male or female?
What era of history? (Just because PD was written in the 50s doesn't mean our Jeebus has to be modern--this is Eris after all. She might have hung onto the revelations until now just because she could).
Where was e born? Is there going to be a virgin involved? OR shall e be the product of a freak occurrence of male pregnancy?
Name?