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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 24, 2009, 06:03:24 AM

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Xooxe

#15
April 24, 2009, 08:25:06 AM
Awww fuck.  :sad:

Lies

#16
April 24, 2009, 09:10:30 AM
Well this is kinda surreal.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Payne

#17
April 24, 2009, 09:54:32 AM
We can't let the doctors and nurses kill Roger before one of us at least has a go at it.

P3nT4gR4m

#18
April 24, 2009, 10:06:49 AM
The rain's still working, hopefully that's a good sign

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Rumckle

#19
April 24, 2009, 10:13:38 AM
Jesus, Roger, nice work  :argh!:
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Honey

#20
April 24, 2009, 11:40:39 AM
The Horror ... the horror ... THE HORROR!   :cry:

Please take care & get well soon.  Hospitals are the worst places to get rest, hope you get home soon.  My heart hurts too.   :cry: 
Fuck the status quo!

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure & the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell

AFK

#21
April 24, 2009, 12:02:14 PM
They better have gloves on when they're handling his bed pan.  Also, I hope the bed pans are made of cast iron.  Cause he'll eat clean through one of those plastic numbers. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#22
April 24, 2009, 12:17:31 PM
Sucks. 

DAMNIT.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

LMNO

#23
April 24, 2009, 01:10:36 PM
aw, fuck.

hooplala

#24
April 24, 2009, 01:15:44 PM
What?  What happened?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#25
April 24, 2009, 01:18:26 PM
Nigel says Roger's in Hospital.

Adios

#26
April 24, 2009, 01:51:07 PM
Damn. Just damn.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#27
April 24, 2009, 02:38:40 PM
WTF?

This is terrible.   :cry:

Whoever talks to Roger, please tell him we are thinking of him....

LMNO

#28
April 24, 2009, 02:41:46 PM
Did someone contact Sister Gothique yet?

hooplala

#29
April 24, 2009, 03:04:07 PM
Nobody knows why yet?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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