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Shit My Dad Says

Started by Remington, August 28, 2009, 12:16:53 AM

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Remington

August 28, 2009, 12:16:53 AM
Not mine, but I though it was pretty entertaining  :lulz:
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays


Quote"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

Quote"How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."

Quote"They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because you drink shit. I don't."
Is it plugged in?

Sir Squid Diddimus

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August 28, 2009, 03:23:20 AM
LOL I saw this the other night.
It's pretty great.

Richter

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August 28, 2009, 04:24:35 PM
My father's recurring line:  "Tough shit white man."
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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