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Re: super cool
« Reply #30 on: May 04, 2009, 05:30:13 am »
so no one here can tell me what discordianism is all about
are you guys for real
oh well
i guess i should law down the law
teach you how to do it right
just gimme a minute
maybe tomorrow
not today cuz
my balls got
cancer
fin
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Re: super cool
« Reply #31 on: May 04, 2009, 09:08:06 pm »
You lay down that law, Novatore. See how many followers you get.

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Re: super cool
« Reply #32 on: May 05, 2009, 02:39:19 am »
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Re: super cool
« Reply #33 on: May 05, 2009, 03:59:01 am »
Follow these steps and you will be a true discordian:
1. Wait until the 5th tuesday of the month at 5:23 PM
2. Stand naked in a condemned house.
3. Rub bull urine into your hair and cow shit on your genitals
4. Walk in a counterclockwise circle slowly while chanting "I am the walrus".  Do this 19 times.
5. Staple 5 one dollar bills with "FNORD" written on them to the nearest telephone pole.

You will then achieve enlightenment and be a true discordian.

or not.

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Re: super cool
« Reply #34 on: May 05, 2009, 01:04:42 pm »
Shhhhhh!  Don't give away Level 3 secrets!!

Dammit.
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Re: super cool
« Reply #35 on: May 05, 2009, 01:09:13 pm »
HOW TO BE COME A REALLY REAL DISCORDIAN FOR REALNESS (REALLY).

1.  Do a web search for "Discordian".

2.  Register at the first message board you come across.

3.  Do NOT read any of the posts or threads there.

4.  Make a post containing the following words or phrases: "Pineal", "23", "fnord", "Gulik", "sink", "Hail Eris!", "2012", "cabbage", and "Kallisti".

5.  Become offended when nobody finds you original or interesting, and accuse them all of being "greyfaced".

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Re: super cool
« Reply #36 on: May 05, 2009, 01:14:22 pm »
HOW TO BE COME A REALLY REAL DISCORDIAN FOR REALNESS (REALLY).

1.  Do a web search for "Discordian".

2.  Register at the first message board you come across.

3.  Do NOT read any of the posts or threads there.

4.  Make a post containing the following words or phrases: "Pineal", "23", "fnord", "Gulik", "sink", "Hail Eris!", "2012", "cabbage", and "Kallisti".

5.  Become offended when nobody finds you original or interesting, and accuse them all of being "greyfaced".

 :potd:

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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: super cool
« Reply #37 on: May 05, 2009, 06:46:21 pm »
its not working got any more suggestions?

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Re: super cool
« Reply #38 on: May 05, 2009, 06:51:20 pm »
Oh, no.  It's working fine.  You have made it very clear that you are a Really Real Discordian, Really.

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Re: super cool
« Reply #39 on: May 05, 2009, 06:56:19 pm »
LMNO i thought i was just aspiring to be that prick. No... i fail [GLEE]

« Last Edit: May 05, 2009, 07:00:32 pm by Novatore »

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Re: super cool
« Reply #40 on: May 05, 2009, 06:57:40 pm »
I think you have that covered too.  Don't worry.
“Soon all of us will have special names” — Professor Brian O’Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: super cool
« Reply #41 on: May 05, 2009, 06:58:52 pm »
opps thought the picture was smaller
have to fix that....

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Re: super cool
« Reply #42 on: May 05, 2009, 07:01:57 pm »
posting a super large image in a thread:

intentional dickery, or just being ignorant of local customs?


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put it in a box like this:

Code: [Select]
[img height=200]http://www.gapingvoid.com/fail444456-thumb.jpg[/img]


edit: ah, you got it. :thumb:

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Re: super cool
« Reply #43 on: May 05, 2009, 07:03:10 pm »
i fixed it as soon as i saw

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Re: super cool
« Reply #44 on: May 06, 2009, 03:44:35 am »



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