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Started by Novatore, May 03, 2009, 06:03:23 AM

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the last yatto

Quote from: Novatore on May 04, 2009, 04:46:43 AM
so no one here can tell me what discordianism is all about
are you guys for real
oh well
i guess i should law down the law
teach you how to do it right
just gimme a minute
maybe tomorrow
not today cuz
my balls got
cancer
fin
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Cetaphobia

You lay down that law, Novatore. See how many followers you get.

Bacon will be your follower!

Please love me!
  \
:bacon:
We looked for scapegoats to blame.
Many people tried to blame it all on a vast free-Mason conspiracy,
Or Benjamin Franklin and his experiments with electricity.

East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Alethias

Follow these steps and you will be a true discordian:
1. Wait until the 5th tuesday of the month at 5:23 PM
2. Stand naked in a condemned house.
3. Rub bull urine into your hair and cow shit on your genitals
4. Walk in a counterclockwise circle slowly while chanting "I am the walrus".  Do this 19 times.
5. Staple 5 one dollar bills with "FNORD" written on them to the nearest telephone pole.

You will then achieve enlightenment and be a true discordian.

or not.

hooplala

Shhhhhh!  Don't give away Level 3 secrets!!

Dammit.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

LMNO

HOW TO BE COME A REALLY REAL DISCORDIAN FOR REALNESS (REALLY).

1.  Do a web search for "Discordian".

2.  Register at the first message board you come across.

3.  Do NOT read any of the posts or threads there.

4.  Make a post containing the following words or phrases: "Pineal", "23", "fnord", "Gulik", "sink", "Hail Eris!", "2012", "cabbage", and "Kallisti".

5.  Become offended when nobody finds you original or interesting, and accuse them all of being "greyfaced".

hooplala

Quote from: LMNO on May 05, 2009, 01:09:13 PM
HOW TO BE COME A REALLY REAL DISCORDIAN FOR REALNESS (REALLY).

1.  Do a web search for "Discordian".

2.  Register at the first message board you come across.

3.  Do NOT read any of the posts or threads there.

4.  Make a post containing the following words or phrases: "Pineal", "23", "fnord", "Gulik", "sink", "Hail Eris!", "2012", "cabbage", and "Kallisti".

5.  Become offended when nobody finds you original or interesting, and accuse them all of being "greyfaced".

:potd:

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Novatore

its not working got any more suggestions?

LMNO

Oh, no.  It's working fine.  You have made it very clear that you are a Really Real Discordian, Really.

Novatore

#39
LMNO i thought i was just aspiring to be that prick. No... i fail [GLEE]


hooplala

I think you have that covered too.  Don't worry.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Novatore

opps thought the picture was smaller
have to fix that....

Cramulus

posting a super large image in a thread:

intentional dickery, or just being ignorant of local customs?


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put it in a box like this:


[img height=200]http://www.gapingvoid.com/fail444456-thumb.jpg[/img]



edit: ah, you got it. :thumb:

Novatore

i fixed it as soon as i saw

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cramulus on May 05, 2009, 07:01:57 PM



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