I can haz puppy

[Honey]

He IS handsome & sweet! 

Names?  How 'bout Chao - Nuance - Innuendo - Subtle - Incognito - Pan or I dunno maybe handsome&sweet?

Have fun with that gorgeous little one!   

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

name it Fred

[Pariah]

little bastard

May I suggest a name?

[Triple Zero]

how about Quad? it's like a pentagram, only four-legged. plus it's that thingy that quake players love.

but apparently you can name a dog anything, right? like, really anything

Supdawg

Megadog

Dog of war

The Dog Delusion

Advice Puppy

Dork Doggler

Cunt

Oi

Fetch

Elephino

...

[Pariah]

I vote little bastard

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Name it Slanket!

[Dysnomia]

NAME IT LIZZIE

[fomenter]

3rd for Advice Puppy  

[Honey]

I like Fred or Quad or I dunno they name themselves sometimes.

[Pariah]

LITTLE BASTARD 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

More puppy pics please

[Novatore]

LITTLE BASTARD 

and/or Emergency rations cause you know when it comes down to it it will be them or you.

[Adios]

Yeah - I had a bit of a toilet fetish for years but now ... this ... feels kinda liberating

Update: little bastard woke up, wolfed down a bowlfull of puppy food then climbed into his little basket and crashed out again. This lifeform sucks at entertaining 

I love dogs. Mine is named Whiskey. fukin lush.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

name it owlchow

cause if you leave it outside, an owl will inevitably swoop down and try to swallow it whole.
observe the one on  the left..... that's a puppy:

[the last yatto]

Now we need a name which is suitable discordian.

Answers on a postcard is a great name