News:

If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

Main Menu

I can haz puppy

Started by P3nT4gR4m, May 03, 2009, 08:08:43 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1 2 3 4 ... 10
User actions

P3nT4gR4m

May 03, 2009, 08:08:43 PM
Weeburd talked me into getting baby staffie which, I gotta admit, is cute as a motherfucker. I already got him fetching balls and peeing on newspaper and he's only 8 weeks old! Now we need a name which is suitable discordian.

Answers on a postcard...





More pics to follow when the little bastard wakes up.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Roaring Biscuit!

#1
May 03, 2009, 08:13:40 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

also, are you wearing a denim shirt?

Corvidia

#2
May 03, 2009, 08:16:27 PM
Pretty sure those are pants.

Also, awwwwwww, puppy! I remember when mine was that small. Such a sweetie. Yours looks adorable.

Name him Hodge or something. I dunno.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

Novatore

#3
May 03, 2009, 08:20:50 PM
ah emergency rations
good plan

P3nT4gR4m

#4
May 03, 2009, 08:22:03 PM
WTF is wrong with denimn shirt?

It's fkin camo pattern and everything  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

P3nT4gR4m

#5
May 03, 2009, 08:24:32 PM
He woke up ...


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Roaring Biscuit!

#6
May 03, 2009, 08:34:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2009, 08:22:03 PM
WTF is wrong with denimn shirt?

It's fkin camo pattern and everything  :argh!:

nuffin...

back to the point...

AWWWW!!!!

you could call him monomoto... or whatever that guys name was...  the nose swallowing one...

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#7
May 03, 2009, 08:34:33 PM
he also got possessed by a demon it seems

fitting for a dog YOU own

Cain

#8
May 03, 2009, 08:44:05 PM
Does he give you advice at all?

BADGE OF HONOR

#9
May 03, 2009, 08:51:59 PM
You better chop his balls off.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

P3nT4gR4m

#10
May 03, 2009, 08:52:44 PM
Quote from: Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! on May 03, 2009, 08:44:05 PM
Does he give you advice at all?

Apparently everywhere in the house is an ideal spot to pee

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pariah

#11
May 03, 2009, 08:59:03 PM
You just learned that?
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

P3nT4gR4m

#12
May 03, 2009, 09:33:46 PM
Yeah - I had a bit of a toilet fetish for years but now ... this ... feels kinda liberating :D

Update: little bastard woke up, wolfed down a bowlfull of puppy food then climbed into his little basket and crashed out again. This lifeform sucks at entertaining  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Roaring Biscuit!

#13
May 03, 2009, 09:53:28 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2009, 09:33:46 PM
Yeah - I had a bit of a toilet fetish for years but now ... this ... feels kinda liberating :D

Update: little bastard woke up, wolfed down a bowlfull of puppy food then climbed into his little basket and crashed out again. This lifeform sucks at entertaining  :argh!:

buy him a jesters hat.

Corvidia

#14
May 03, 2009, 10:23:16 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2009, 09:33:46 PM
Yeah - I had a bit of a toilet fetish for years but now ... this ... feels kinda liberating :D

Update: little bastard woke up, wolfed down a bowlfull of puppy food then climbed into his little basket and crashed out again. This lifeform sucks at entertaining  :argh!:
Ah, he'll get better. Give him a couple weeks and then he'll be immensely entertaining for years after that (hopefully).
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.
Print
Go Up Pages1 2 3 4 ... 10
User actions