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I smoked a joint and I don't feel too good, I think I'm dying

Started by AsylumSeaker, May 04, 2009, 09:42:20 AM

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AsylumSeaker

May 04, 2009, 09:42:20 AM
Hello I've just smoked a marijuana cigarette and I feel very strange I threw up a little and I think I'm dying please send help

Lies

#1
May 04, 2009, 09:44:51 AM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Triple Zero

#2
May 04, 2009, 11:24:20 AM
ha Lysergic nice one :lol:

that short youtube vid is probably a better way of making the stoner with a paranoid trip a littlebit more relaxed than what I was going to do, which is to explain that

it's going to be fine

mariuana can't kill you or overdose you or whatever, honest, don't worry

you may feel somewhat uncomfortable, but remember IT WILL PASS in a few hours at most

the trick is, get comfortable. relax. notice that you were being all tensed up, and let it go. relax. distract yourself a littlebit, or just allow yourself to doze off for a while, while it wears off.

ah you're probably already feeling better by the time you read this.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#3
May 04, 2009, 12:00:39 PM
Eris is telling you to give up pot and take up tai chi.  You should listen before...it....GETS......WORSE!!!!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#4
May 04, 2009, 12:08:20 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 04, 2009, 12:00:39 PM
Eris is telling you to give up pot and take up tai chi.  You should listen before...it....GETS......WORSE!!!!

failing that, make yourself a nice pot of chai tea.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO

#5
May 04, 2009, 01:31:21 PM

Faust

#6
May 04, 2009, 01:45:05 PM
Sleepless nights at the chateau

LMNO

#7
May 04, 2009, 02:06:39 PM
I didn't know there was a video for that song...

East Coast Hustle

#8
May 04, 2009, 02:44:00 PM
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on May 04, 2009, 09:42:20 AM
Hello I've just smoked a marijuana cigarette and I feel very strange I threw up a little and I think I'm dying please send help

:troll:
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bruno

#9
May 04, 2009, 04:23:49 PM
Formerly something else...

Telarus

#10
May 04, 2009, 04:24:14 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 04, 2009, 12:08:20 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 04, 2009, 12:00:39 PM
Eris is telling you to give up pot and take up tai chi.  You should listen before...it....GETS......WORSE!!!!

failing that, make yourself a nice pot of chai tea.

:horrormirth:
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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#11
May 04, 2009, 08:20:56 PM
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on May 04, 2009, 09:42:20 AM
Hello I've just smoked a marijuana cigarette and I feel very strange I threw up a little and I think I'm dying please send help

:lulz: Classic!

Cramulus

#12
May 04, 2009, 08:23:08 PM
great, no one took him seriously


    and now he's dead


I hope everybody's learned something today




     something about death
     and the internet
     and marijuana

LMNO

#13
May 04, 2009, 08:25:44 PM
:pention:

Scribbly

#14
May 04, 2009, 08:27:41 PM
Quote from: Cramulusgreat, no one took him seriously


    and now he's dead


I hope everybody's learned something today




     something about death
     and the internet
     and marijuana

Friends don't let friends toke and type?

Or ...  :?
I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.
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