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« Reply #165 on: July 02, 2004, 03:28:19 pm »
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I see you're stirring up a Karma turf war.

Sounds like fun. :twisted:


For the love of all that's holy, do NOT stir up the turf!  The Gardener's Union is vicious!!
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« Reply #166 on: July 02, 2004, 03:59:54 pm »
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This is a long thread, and I certainly can't be arsed to read it all, but this stood out to me as being particularly ironic:

Quote from: Tao Jones
It's called the Principia. You should read it sometime.

Also to be Discordian one must think for themself...

This is one of my personal all time favorites.  8)
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« Reply #167 on: July 02, 2004, 04:08:50 pm »
Oh, and also this:

Quote from: Tao Jones
To cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.


Now, how could you ask for a better reason than that?

And furthermore I'd like to point out that Tao Jones has the LARGEST GODDAMN .SIG I HAVE EVER FRIGGIN SEEN. Back in the old Wild West days of the Internet, you'd get drug out in the street and shot for having a .sig file of more than four lines.
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« Reply #168 on: July 02, 2004, 04:12:13 pm »
It actually just gets better and better the more you read the various threads.
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« Reply #169 on: July 02, 2004, 04:15:50 pm »
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It actually just gets better and better the more you read the various threads.


Could I ask you do do me a small flavor and post me some links to the juicy bits?  Status quo for this forum dictates that the contents of a thread not be revealed by the title, you know.  I am lost!
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« Reply #170 on: July 02, 2004, 04:17:31 pm »
Sure, I'm on a client call right this sec......give me a few minutes, k?
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« Reply #171 on: July 02, 2004, 04:19:03 pm »
You gots all the minutes you need.
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« Reply #173 on: July 02, 2004, 04:48:04 pm »
Cheers, Bella.  Anyone reminded you recently of how much you rock? ;)
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« Reply #174 on: July 02, 2004, 05:00:00 pm »
Thanks, Riff. :twisted:
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« Reply #175 on: July 02, 2004, 07:12:32 pm »
Good to see you again Karma Manager...I see you have come out of cover.  Just in time for a schism too...Did you bring the wahoosits I sent to your office?

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« Reply #176 on: July 02, 2004, 07:14:43 pm »
Which reminds me, Commander?

Did I hear you offer me cookies as an inducement to make the schism even wider?
I could have sworn you said you would bribe me with cookies....or was that just wishful thinking?
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« Reply #177 on: July 02, 2004, 07:28:36 pm »
(rummages through vaults) I think I have some cookies in here somewhere.  Do you like rabbit flavored?  What if they have chocolate chips?  At least I think they are chocolate chips...ermmmm....

Whatever it takes to get you to widen the current schism...I will get and or do it for you.

er....do you accept personal checks?

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« Reply #178 on: July 02, 2004, 07:31:27 pm »
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Good to see you again Karma Manager...I see you have come out of cover.  Just in time for a schism too...Did you bring the wahoosits I sent to your office?


Those were wahoosits?  Dammit, I thought they were thingumbobs, and I had them delivered to the Brazillian ambassador.  

He's not going to be happy.  He's allergic to wahoostis.
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« Reply #179 on: July 07, 2004, 08:01:09 am »
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Sure as heck looks like it.... :?:


Doesn't have much to do with discordianism these days, seems like just another wacky chat board.

Needs a poser cleansing.


Oooh............how discordian of you!


::makes mental note to check in the discordian rule book before posting::

Maybe you should make your own discordian forum, you know, the kind
with RULES and stuff.



He asked if the board is dead, I expained why every time I look in here there's not much of interest, and  it looks like every other sophmoric chat board on the internet.

MAybe you can post on any other chat board on the internet.


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Since you're new, I'll spell it out for you.

That's called mindfucking or jaking, that's what discordianism is all about, not taking yourself too seriously, play, and thinking for yourself.

It was to fuck with people on the board, play with each other, and since no one has ever done it before, we were thinking for ourselves, get it?


If she truly meets another discordian on the board and wants to jake people together, that'd be hysterical and I'd be happy for anyone who did, but if it's just a copy of us, that wouldn't be very original now would it. In other words you wouldn't be thinking for youself.

Better to post something like this:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=56364&highlight=#56364

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=55780&highlight=#55780

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=54303&highlight=#54303

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=59028&highlight=#59028

not like this

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=69793&highlight=#69793

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=69789&highlight=#69789

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=68885&highlight=#68885


Quote from: Prince Tao Jones
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I can't speak for her, but my best guess is she was merely responding to your unfortunate use of the word "cleansing".  Kind of brought images of storm troopers to my mind, which is why I wondered who gets to decide which of us are or are not worthy to stay on the forum.

Luckily, it's a moot question anyway, as none of us are the mgt around here.

PS: I joined the forum only two days after you did. How does this make me newer here than you?


AHHHHHHH

So you not only...

ASSumed that "cleaning meant that I was giving up my extreme left wing stance and becoming a fascist, but took me seriously at the same time, another sure sign of an anti-discordian.

Cabbage spies posing as Discordians.

NASTY!!!!


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