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I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 26, 2004, 11:07:36 AM

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riff

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI see you're stirring up a Karma turf war.

Sounds like fun. :twisted:

For the love of all that's holy, do NOT stir up the turf!  The Gardener's Union is vicious!!
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

Bella

Quote from: riffThis is a long thread, and I certainly can't be arsed to read it all, but this stood out to me as being particularly ironic:

Quote from: Tao JonesIt's called the Principia. You should read it sometime.

Also to be Discordian one must think for themself...
This is one of my personal all time favorites.  8)
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

riff

Oh, and also this:

Quote from: Tao JonesTo cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.

Now, how could you ask for a better reason than that?

And furthermore I'd like to point out that Tao Jones has the LARGEST GODDAMN .SIG I HAVE EVER FRIGGIN SEEN. Back in the old Wild West days of the Internet, you'd get drug out in the street and shot for having a .sig file of more than four lines.
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

Bella

It actually just gets better and better the more you read the various threads.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

riff

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomIt actually just gets better and better the more you read the various threads.

Could I ask you do do me a small flavor and post me some links to the juicy bits?  Status quo for this forum dictates that the contents of a thread not be revealed by the title, you know.  I am lost!
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

Bella

Sure, I'm on a client call right this sec......give me a few minutes, k?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

riff

Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

Bella

just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

riff

Cheers, Bella.  Anyone reminded you recently of how much you rock? ;)
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

Bella

just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Commander

Good to see you again Karma Manager...I see you have come out of cover.  Just in time for a schism too...Did you bring the wahoosits I sent to your office?

The Commander
DIA
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

Bella

Which reminds me, Commander?

Did I hear you offer me cookies as an inducement to make the schism even wider?
I could have sworn you said you would bribe me with cookies....or was that just wishful thinking?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Commander

(rummages through vaults) I think I have some cookies in here somewhere.  Do you like rabbit flavored?  What if they have chocolate chips?  At least I think they are chocolate chips...ermmmm....

Whatever it takes to get you to widen the current schism...I will get and or do it for you.

er....do you accept personal checks?

The Commander
DIA
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

riff

Quote from: The CommanderGood to see you again Karma Manager...I see you have come out of cover.  Just in time for a schism too...Did you bring the wahoosits I sent to your office?

Those were wahoosits?  Dammit, I thought they were thingumbobs, and I had them delivered to the Brazillian ambassador.  

He's not going to be happy.  He's allergic to wahoostis.
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: illusion
Quote from: Prince Tao Jones
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
Quote from: Prince Tao Jones
Quote from: netchickenSure as heck looks like it.... :?:

Doesn't have much to do with discordianism these days, seems like just another wacky chat board.

Needs a poser cleansing.

Oooh............how discordian of you!


::makes mental note to check in the discordian rule book before posting::

Maybe you should make your own discordian forum, you know, the kind
with RULES and stuff.


He asked if the board is dead, I expained why every time I look in here there's not much of interest, and  it looks like every other sophmoric chat board on the internet.

MAybe you can post on any other chat board on the internet.

Quote from: Prince Tao JonesSince you're new, I'll spell it out for you.

That's called mindfucking or jaking, that's what discordianism is all about, not taking yourself too seriously, play, and thinking for yourself.

It was to fuck with people on the board, play with each other, and since no one has ever done it before, we were thinking for ourselves, get it?


If she truly meets another discordian on the board and wants to jake people together, that'd be hysterical and I'd be happy for anyone who did, but if it's just a copy of us, that wouldn't be very original now would it. In other words you wouldn't be thinking for youself.

Better to post something like this:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=56364&highlight=#56364

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=55780&highlight=#55780

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=54303&highlight=#54303

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=59028&highlight=#59028

not like this

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=69793&highlight=#69793

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=69789&highlight=#69789

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=68885&highlight=#68885

Quote from: Prince Tao Jones
Quote from: illusionI can't speak for her, but my best guess is she was merely responding to your unfortunate use of the word "cleansing".  Kind of brought images of storm troopers to my mind, which is why I wondered who gets to decide which of us are or are not worthy to stay on the forum.

Luckily, it's a moot question anyway, as none of us are the mgt around here.

PS: I joined the forum only two days after you did. How does this make me newer here than you?

AHHHHHHH

So you not only...

ASSumed that "cleaning meant that I was giving up my extreme left wing stance and becoming a fascist, but took me seriously at the same time, another sure sign of an anti-discordian.

Cabbage spies posing as Discordians.

NASTY!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"