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« Reply #225 on: July 17, 2004, 06:28:22 am »
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DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.

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« Reply #226 on: July 17, 2004, 06:32:52 am »
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DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.

CHEF DIESEL,
OWNS THIS JOINT.



j0- moom is hot f00.

she owes me 5$. wtf?
Hell is other people.

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« Reply #227 on: July 17, 2004, 06:35:29 am »
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::wanders off in search of Tumsび「::


DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.

CHEF DIESEL,
OWNS THIS JOINT.



j0- moom is hot f00.

she owes me 5$. wtf?


BRAVE BEHIND THAT KEYBOARD, FOOL.  WATCH YOU DON'T GET BAD HABITS, AND TRY THAT IRL.

LOOK ME UP IF YOU EVER GET TO SAN FRAN.

GET YOUR DOME SPLIT.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

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« Reply #228 on: July 17, 2004, 06:38:07 am »
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::wanders off in search of Tumsび「::


DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.

CHEF DIESEL,
OWNS THIS JOINT.



j0- moom is hot f00.

she owes me 5$. wtf?


BRAVE BEHIND THAT KEYBOARD, FOOL.  WATCH YOU DON'T GET BAD HABITS, AND TRY THAT IRL.

LOOK ME UP IF YOU EVER GET TO SAN FRAN.

GET YOUR DOME SPLIT.


san fran? sorry i don't swing that way boytoy.
Hell is other people.

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« Reply #229 on: July 17, 2004, 06:51:27 am »
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::wanders off in search of Tumsび「::


DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.

CHEF DIESEL,
OWNS THIS JOINT.



j0- moom is hot f00.

she owes me 5$. wtf?


BRAVE BEHIND THAT KEYBOARD, FOOL.  WATCH YOU DON'T GET BAD HABITS, AND TRY THAT IRL.

LOOK ME UP IF YOU EVER GET TO SAN FRAN.

GET YOUR DOME SPLIT.


san fran? sorry i don't swing that way boytoy.


I'D LOVE TO KEEP LISTENING TO YOU BABBLE, SON, BUT I GOTS CLUBBIN' TO DO.

CHEF D,
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CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

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« Reply #230 on: July 17, 2004, 07:27:52 am »
i like this chef guy..

he can make the daftest yokel feel like they've got a few synapses that still fire properly.

kim
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consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

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« Reply #231 on: July 17, 2004, 10:30:16 am »
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That's what too much and pie and too many lobotomies do to a man, Commander.


So what's the excuse for the rest of the male population in the world?


I, for one, just liek tha boobies.

Oink.  Oink, I say.


AIN'T NO BOOBIES IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS, SON!

SAN FRAN GOTS ALL THE MILFS.

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YUO =

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« Reply #232 on: July 17, 2004, 10:31:09 am »
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i like this chef guy..

he can make the daftest yokel feel like they've got a few synapses that still fire properly.

kim
-the daftest fool


He's FUNNY, and that's what really matters.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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« Reply #233 on: July 17, 2004, 02:34:54 pm »
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i like this chef guy..

he can make the daftest yokel feel like they've got a few synapses that still fire properly.

kim
-the daftest fool


He's FUNNY, and that's what really matters.


Ah, so that's what Taco Jones was tacoing about.

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« Reply #234 on: July 17, 2004, 10:30:27 pm »
Mmmmmmm Tacos
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
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« Reply #235 on: July 19, 2004, 11:14:36 pm »
Hey Chef...can you make Tacos?  If you do, then I will agree that you "Own da joint".


But I still like MILFS!!!!!!!!


respect is for sucka MC's and girlymen....I gots da RESPEKT!


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« Reply #236 on: July 19, 2004, 11:30:15 pm »
I wanna say D to the Izzaaaaa when I read that post
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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

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« Reply #237 on: July 20, 2004, 09:04:45 am »
kiss me right on the bearded taco...
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« Reply #238 on: July 20, 2004, 09:16:21 am »
 Say No to Bush!  
Out with Bush
and Dick


http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=03/04/07/022222

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My name is Lisa Kalvelage, I was born in Nuremberg
And when the trials were held there nineteen years ago
It seemed to me ridiculous to hold a nation all to blame
For the horrors that the world did undergo
A short while later when I applied to be a G. I. bride
An American consular official questioned me
He refused my exit permit, said my answers did not show
I'd learned my lesson about responsibility.

Thus suddenly I was forced to start thinking on this theme
And when later I was permitted to emigrate
I must have been asked a hundred times where I was and what I did
In those years when Hitler ruled our state
I said I was a child or at most a teen-ager
But that only extended the questioning
They'd ask, where were my parents, my father, my mother
And to this I could answer not a thing.

The seed planted there at Nuremberg in 1947
Started to sprout and to grow
Gradually I understood what that verdict meant to me
When there are crimes that I can see and I can know
And now I also know what it is to be charged with mass guilt
Once in a lifetime is enough for me
No, I could not take it for a second time
And that is why I am here today.

The events of May 25th, the day of our protest,
Put a small balance weight on the other side
Hopefully, someday my contribution to peace
Will help just a bit to turn the tide
And perhaps I can tell my children six
And later on their own children
That at least in the future they need not be silent
When they are asked, "Where was your mother, when?"

 
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« Reply #239 on: July 20, 2004, 08:56:48 pm »
Is there anyway to make the font bigger?  I can't read it....I should get some new eyeballs.  Anybody have a working pair?

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