I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.

[Chef]

::wanders off in search of Tums,Ñ¢::

DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.

CHEF DIESEL,
OWNS THIS JOINT.

[Horab Fibslager]

::wanders off in search of Tums,Ñ¢::

DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.

CHEF DIESEL,
OWNS THIS JOINT.

j0- moom is hot f00.

she owes me 5$. wtf?

[Chef]

::wanders off in search of Tums,Ñ¢::

DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.

CHEF DIESEL,
OWNS THIS JOINT.

j0- moom is hot f00.

she owes me 5$. wtf?

BRAVE BEHIND THAT KEYBOARD, FOOL.  WATCH YOU DON'T GET BAD HABITS, AND TRY THAT IRL.

LOOK ME UP IF YOU EVER GET TO SAN FRAN.

GET YOUR DOME SPLIT.

[Horab Fibslager]

::wanders off in search of Tums,Ñ¢::

DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.

CHEF DIESEL,
OWNS THIS JOINT.

j0- moom is hot f00.

she owes me 5$. wtf?

BRAVE BEHIND THAT KEYBOARD, FOOL.  WATCH YOU DON'T GET BAD HABITS, AND TRY THAT IRL.

LOOK ME UP IF YOU EVER GET TO SAN FRAN.

GET YOUR DOME SPLIT.

san fran? sorry i don't swing that way boytoy.

[Chef]

::wanders off in search of Tums,Ñ¢::

DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.

CHEF DIESEL,
OWNS THIS JOINT.

j0- moom is hot f00.

she owes me 5$. wtf?

BRAVE BEHIND THAT KEYBOARD, FOOL.  WATCH YOU DON'T GET BAD HABITS, AND TRY THAT IRL.

LOOK ME UP IF YOU EVER GET TO SAN FRAN.

GET YOUR DOME SPLIT.

san fran? sorry i don't swing that way boytoy.

I'D LOVE TO KEEP LISTENING TO YOU BABBLE, SON, BUT I GOTS CLUBBIN' TO DO.

CHEF D,
OWNS THIS JOINT.

[sakredchao]

i like this chef guy..

he can make the daftest yokel feel like they've got a few synapses that still fire properly.

kim
-the daftest fool

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That's what too much and pie and too many lobotomies do to a man, Commander.

So what's the excuse for the rest of the male population in the world?

I, for one, just liek tha boobies.

Oink.  Oink, I say.

AIN'T NO BOOBIES IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS, SON!

SAN FRAN GOTS ALL THE MILFS.

ME =

YUO =

DO NEVER TEST!





AND 1!!!

This Is The Kind Of Shit We Have To Put Up With Department.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

i like this chef guy..

he can make the daftest yokel feel like they've got a few synapses that still fire properly.

kim
-the daftest fool

He's FUNNY, and that's what really matters.

[gnimbley]

i like this chef guy..

he can make the daftest yokel feel like they've got a few synapses that still fire properly.

kim
-the daftest fool

He's FUNNY, and that's what really matters.

Ah, so that's what Taco Jones was tacoing about.

[Malaul]

Mmmmmmm Tacos

[The Commander]

Hey Chef...can you make Tacos?  If you do, then I will agree that you "Own da joint".


But I still like MILFS!!!!!!!!


respect is for sucka MC's and girlymen....I gots da RESPEKT!


Yo
Da Kommanda
DizzzIA

[Malaul]

I wanna say D to the Izzaaaaa when I read that post

[Horab Fibslager]

kiss me right on the bearded taco...
-that horrible, horrible song.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

 Say No to Bush!  
Out with Bush and Dick

http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=03/04/07/022222

Ani Difranco
My Name Is Lisa Kalvelage

My name is Lisa Kalvelage, I was born in Nuremberg
And when the trials were held there nineteen years ago
It seemed to me ridiculous to hold a nation all to blame
For the horrors that the world did undergo
A short while later when I applied to be a G. I. bride
An American consular official questioned me
He refused my exit permit, said my answers did not show
I'd learned my lesson about responsibility.

Thus suddenly I was forced to start thinking on this theme
And when later I was permitted to emigrate
I must have been asked a hundred times where I was and what I did
In those years when Hitler ruled our state
I said I was a child or at most a teen-ager
But that only extended the questioning
They'd ask, where were my parents, my father, my mother
And to this I could answer not a thing.

The seed planted there at Nuremberg in 1947
Started to sprout and to grow
Gradually I understood what that verdict meant to me
When there are crimes that I can see and I can know
And now I also know what it is to be charged with mass guilt
Once in a lifetime is enough for me
No, I could not take it for a second time
And that is why I am here today.

The events of May 25th, the day of our protest,
Put a small balance weight on the other side
Hopefully, someday my contribution to peace
Will help just a bit to turn the tide
And perhaps I can tell my children six
And later on their own children
That at least in the future they need not be silent
When they are asked, "Where was your mother, when?"

[The Commander]

Is there anyway to make the font bigger?  I can't read it....I should get some new eyeballs.  Anybody have a working pair?

The Commander
D to the Izaaaaaa