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I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 26, 2004, 11:07:36 AM

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it'll take me that long to teach myself some basic useful phrases anyway.

then it's ON.

8)
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Quote from: TaoCan you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?

Many on this forum seem to think so.

Hawhawhaw!  Voice of prophecy!

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Prince Tao Jones on May 29, 2004, 01:13:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Prince Tao JonesCan you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?

Many on this forum seem to think so.

What?  There's RULES, now?

It's called the Principia.

You should read it sometime.

Also to be Discordian one must think for themself, there's no way Bush can be considered one who thinks for himself.

You're going to have your star revoked for further heresy, or sent back to discordian sunday school.

EVT is the grand mufti of discordian theology, if you're having trouble grasping it, you can beseach her for knowledge.

And here's the post that started the Jihaad. :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Bella on May 06, 2005, 06:27:16 PM
Quote from: Christ Raw V, KSCGood god!

Where the hell are Tao Jones and his concubine now?  Maybe they've finally made their own site . . . anyone know the address?
http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/index.php/Deutsches_Diskordisches_Reich

Here ya go.

Holy shit!  It's still up!

Which button says "forums" in Kraut?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 04, 2004, 03:36:38 AM
Quote from: Prince Tao JonesTo cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.

That is precisely why I have nominated GWB for Sainthood!

I love the way this comment was totally ignored by Tao  :lol:

Cain

Yo, Roger!

http://www.apfelfront.de/brett/index.php

8-)

I knew the three years I spent at that crap would come in useful...

Cain

At least, I assume its the actual site.  Its the German Apple Front....but there seems to be alot of talk about NeoNazis and not much else...

Cain

http://community.livejournal.com/ddr_list/

Thats their livejournal community.  Looks like a war with the Erisian Mystics is brewing...

Oh, and the German PD guest book http://www.principia-discordia.de/gaestebuch/

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on January 17, 2007, 06:52:21 AM
At least, I assume its the actual site.  Its the German Apple Front....but there seems to be alot of talk about NeoNazis and not much else...

Needs the poompmouf pic.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Quote from: Chef on July 16, 2004, 08:14:54 AM
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I'm so glad I was able to read this thread!

"It's called the Principia.

You should read it sometime."

:lulz:   :lulz:   :lulz:   :lulz:   :lulz:

Triple Zero

Quote from: Cain on January 17, 2007, 06:52:21 AMAt least, I assume its the actual site.  Its the German Apple Front....but there seems to be alot of talk about NeoNazis and not much else...

skimming a few threads, the talk seems to be about neonazis in the way of "how much it sucks that people in my/your/their neighbourhood are/act like neonazis/right-extremists" (which is indeed a problem in certain parts of Germany, even if the laws regarding anything related to neo nazism are very strict), "kicking the shit out of nazis" and "often i wondered, are nazis really that dumb?"

at least so it seems?

apparently my german isn't that good either, cause i can't make out what this video is about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXnG8xlDkIw&NR
the audience doesn't seem to be neonazis but more extreme-left punk/anarch/squatter types, but i really can't be sure..

do we have any people on the board better capable of understanding german? cause if they organised all this as an activist protest against neo-nazism, it's a pretty cool mindfuck .. [unless it's a propaganda stunt from some retarded extreme left-wing party]
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Quote from: Verthaine on May 27, 2004, 09:03:29 PM
I disagree. Bush causes havoc, but only the Goddess can cause chaos.Now Clinton,that was a discordian.I love the fact that on the last days of his administration,his staff trashed the place,and removed the letter W (23rd letter of the alphabet) from all the computers. At best,Bush is a unrealized Eristic Avatar.,which is quite different from being an erisian.


Is that true?  about removing the Ws from the computer keyboards?  I never heard about that.

I would further like to salute the Clinton administration for it's sense of humour.