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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #315 on: March 03, 2016, 12:06:27 pm »
I think we tried that with RWHN and no-one liked the results.

The results were cookies, everybody liked that.

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« Reply #316 on: March 03, 2016, 01:03:51 pm »
I missed that. But it's good to know DRUGS AND DRUGS part 44223886/B had a positive result in the end.
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #317 on: March 03, 2016, 03:06:51 pm »
Were you in on cookies round 2?

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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #318 on: March 03, 2016, 04:06:38 pm »
I got cookies and assorted treats but I'll be damned if I could honestly say which batch it was.

Whichever, it was good.
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #319 on: March 03, 2016, 05:03:23 pm »
I got cookies and assorted treats but I'll be damned if I could honestly say which batch it was.

Whichever, it was good.

Only done two so far :)

I think I might do another batch in a couple months. Nigel's probably still up to her eyeballs in people trying to be helpful, shit tends to get real after the initial shock/busy-busy period.

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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #320 on: March 05, 2016, 03:57:53 pm »
I got cookies and assorted treats but I'll be damned if I could honestly say which batch it was.

Whichever, it was good.

Only done two so far :)

I think I might do another batch in a couple months. Nigel's probably still up to her eyeballs in people trying to be helpful, shit tends to get real after the initial shock/busy-busy period.

This is true. I'm currently at a weird combo of numb/overwhelmed with people loving us with food and company.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #321 on: March 05, 2016, 04:28:08 pm »
I got cookies and assorted treats but I'll be damned if I could honestly say which batch it was.

Whichever, it was good.

Only done two so far :)

I think I might do another batch in a couple months. Nigel's probably still up to her eyeballs in people trying to be helpful, shit tends to get real after the initial shock/busy-busy period.

This is true. I'm currently at a weird combo of numb/overwhelmed with people loving us with food and company.

We will be here when the chainsaw hits.

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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #322 on: March 05, 2016, 05:18:46 pm »
Yes.

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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #323 on: March 05, 2016, 10:39:45 pm »
I nominate The Donald J. Drumpf for a Discordian sainthood....

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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #324 on: March 05, 2016, 10:58:58 pm »
I nominate The Donald J. Drumpf for a Discordian sainthood....

I will not invoke that saint, but I second the nomination.

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« Reply #325 on: March 06, 2016, 04:49:56 am »
I got cookies and assorted treats but I'll be damned if I could honestly say which batch it was.

Whichever, it was good.

Only done two so far :)

I think I might do another batch in a couple months. Nigel's probably still up to her eyeballs in people trying to be helpful, shit tends to get real after the initial shock/busy-busy period.

This is true. I'm currently at a weird combo of numb/overwhelmed with people loving us with food and company.

We will be here when the chainsaw hits.

I am dreading that eventuality, but it's good to know that I have a place to talk to people when it comes.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #326 on: March 07, 2016, 04:07:42 am »
I nominate The Donald J. Drumpf for a Discordian sainthood....

Seconded.


On an unrelated note I'm kinda glad a lot of the folks that were here when this thread started... aren't any more.
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #327 on: June 05, 2018, 11:24:32 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Prince Tao Jones
Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?

Many on this forum seem to think so.

What?  There's RULES, now?

It's called the Principia.

You should read it sometime.

Also to be Discordian one must think for themself, there's no way Bush can be considered one who thinks for himself.

You're going to have your star revoked for further heresy, or sent back to discordian sunday school.

EVT is the grand mufti of discordian theology, if you're having trouble grasping it, you can beseach her for knowledge.

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The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #329 on: June 06, 2018, 02:04:45 pm »
Christ, Tao Jones was an asshole.
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