EVT and the entire Yogi Bear Cabal met on Sunday at the Dom Cathedral in Cologne where thousands of punks, goths, industrial, and other subculture freaks meet each year.
On this holy day, the idea of GW being sainted was unanimously rejected on the grounds of total absurdity and due to it being an anerisian, greyfaced, proposal.
sorry dude, but i'm going to have to unanomously reject that statement on the grounds stated, " total absurdity and due to being an anerisian, greay faced" statement.
i think not unlike beer being good, or that chick from that show being hot, soem things are self evident, but for those who missed the class "the world and eris is making fun at your expense for dumbasses 101" i'll explainanate. well here goes, it all starts back in um 95 or 96. i was living on a former military base in the heart of south texas, when george dubya had just been elected governor of that fine eristic state(feel free to slap an " i am a dumbass" sticker on your forehead if you disagree) for no apprenent reason he simulatanous(or near simulataneous) passed laws allowing the concealment of hand guns as long as wone carried a permit for said concealed weapon(previously texans were forced to display any weapons on the gun rack of their trucks) and laws outlawing the possession of tabbacco by minors. in both cases, the de facto enforcement of these laws occurred long before their dates to go into effect had passed. in any case fast forward some number of years forward. george w. bush runs for president on the platform that he isn't a womanizer, even if he is a dumbass duty dodging daddy's boy and former cokeaholic. his opponent makes the french look brave and ol dubya wins by a hair and a ruling by "activist judges." he and his 'sub'party of neo con republicans then plan and carry out 9/11, blame it on his business partner, one mr. bin ladin, and then proceed to begin phase one of operation "all the world are belong to US!", the go word, inceidentally being transmitted by interent to agents via a seemingly inoccent fad. of course that's only ch1, the rest of th ebook includes how george dubya accepted his mighty and holey mission to bring chaos, discord and strife to the anerisitic holy lands where possession of liquor is punishiable by removal of one's liver, and how jsut because people die, doesn't make it anerisitc. the next thing people are going to say is that harry s. truaman wasn't possessed by the good lady when he said "if you can't beat them, confuse them" jsut because he dropped some bomb on a tonne of civillians which coudl be stated soem 50 years later as niether the first terrorist attack in the known history of man, nor the last.
in any case, if one fails to see the obvious discord, strife, confusion, absurdity and laughter that can be found in the every day action of one mr. george dubya bush, then feel free to slap a " i am a dumbass" sticker on your forehead. yes that means you dumbass, for not laughing when cnn showed it's highly rated epic "the war on iraq", for not busting a gut when george announced his plan to rebound the economy was "to reclassify fast food as manufacturing" or to weep in stitches when ralph nader got up on his podium and said "i'm quite sure i can appeal to both democrats and republicans"
err yeah. in any case, st. george dubya bush jr has been so beatified, cannonized and pretzeled byt he jesus1337 cabal uber offical board of offical discordian saints, officialum per ignotum, e pluribus unum, ordo novus.
in any case, i reckon that mr jones has an obligation to name a politican worthy of the honour of sainthood if george w cannot. of course if he does not so feel obliged that is his feeling, tho i find that such an feeling would be totally abusrd aneristic and greyfaced.
(* excuse my rant, and the weak yet harsh language, i just find it all incredibly funny.)
