ITT: Original Story Ideas

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

Misc ideas:

*Leprechauns poop gold nuggets and their pot of gold is a chamber pot

*New toy: The Fentanyl Patch Kids

*A character named "Orange Julius" who is a combination of Trump and Caesar

*Infomercial for a CPAP machine that is also a bong, for easier more conve ient wake-and-bakes

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

The talk page for the imaginary article "list of infohazards", in which editors' arguments become progressively more... off...

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

Story set on a world with a 3:2 spin-orbit resonance (like Mercury) so that it's solar day is twice as long as it's year. On this world day and night largely take the place of the seasons in terms of significance. The actual seasons take the place of months in the local calendar system (eight total in a day)

EDIT:
Another idea(s):

*The mysterious cthulhu mythos bartending school Vodkatonic University

*Reverse capchas; Read a barcode to prove that you're a robot

*Vampire story ends with the vampire being killed by being immersed in a mikvah

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

Dark comedy skit in which the WW1 christmas truce degenerates into a soccer riot that transitions seamlessly back into fighting the war

[minuspace]

Psychic weapons development and deployment by a team of hippies that, from the outside, look like they only play hackey sack and other related hippie sports. Actually, they spin and float tulpas, painted like their targets and launched with mind lazers.

[bpseudopod]

The Apocalypse actually happens. The story follows the rise and fall of a prepper community that survives and tries to recreate civilization, only to buckle under the weight of their task.

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

Fearmongering in American politics reaches a crescendo and it's logical conclusion in a preseidential election where both candidates run on a platform of "Vote for me or the bogeyman will get you"

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

"The Scramble for Europe" - After a nuclear war devestates the developed world (and also North Korea), the nations of the third world rush and war with each other to claim the newly emptied territories

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

A noir story set in the insular world of professional c-list celebrity impersonators.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

A parody of The Haunting of Hill House called The Haunting of White House, from the perspective of a scatterbrained narcissist who is influenced by the angry ghosts of the dead to join the government.

[Faust]

A noir story set in the insular world of professional c-list celebrity impersonators.

A shootout with a team of elvis impersonator hitmen.

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

A noir story set in the insular world of professional c-list celebrity impersonators.

A shootout with a team of elvis impersonator hitmen.

That happens in the game Fallout: New Vegas. Except that they're not hitmen. But there is a shootout involving an armed group of Elvis impersonators

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Elvis, despite everything, is an A-list celebrity, although his impersonators may be C-list. I'm talking about people who professionally impersonate the lead actors in Asylum titles, people who were rejected in the first episode of reality TV shows, people used as examples during presidential election campaigns, the spokespeople for RC-level soda brands, or youtube personalities with 10k subscribers.

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

Elvis, despite everything, is an A-list celebrity, although his impersonators may be C-list. I'm talking about people who professionally impersonate the lead actors in Asylum titles, people who were rejected in the first episode of reality TV shows, people used as examples during presidential election campaigns, the spokespeople for RC-level soda brands, or youtube personalities with 10k subscribers.

That's more D-list. C-list would be like the guy who played Fred Figglehorn

[Faust]

Elvis, despite everything, is an A-list celebrity, although his impersonators may be C-list. I'm talking about people who professionally impersonate the lead actors in Asylum titles, people who were rejected in the first episode of reality TV shows, people used as examples during presidential election campaigns, the spokespeople for RC-level soda brands, or youtube personalities with 10k subscribers.

ugh, Sara Paulson impersonators, now there is a grim Noir tale.