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Started by Cramulus, May 11, 2009, 09:40:54 PM

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Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on July 14, 2018, 08:11:13 AM
People are always complaining that the depiction of bondage in 50 Shades of Gray is unrealistic and over the top, so what I want to see is a parody of 50 Shades based on the Armin Meiwes case (the one where the guy agreed to be killed and to have his penis bitten off)
The Crucible meets Six Caracters in Search of an Author.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

I Know What You Did Last Summer, except with anthropomorphic deer
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


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He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


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minuspace

 Diddy on someone being object of attack because their partner did not like the role of a doctor trying to abort the Antichrist in a movie that they themselves had not aborted viewing soon enough.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#1398
Anime where all conflicts are settled with rap battles
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

axod

  To Whom it May Always Concern,

WAIIs must be built to OPEN DOORS or The Spirit of Peace WILL invade US.  LIFE must be given to FORCE choice upon FREEDOM because ONE always pays for LOVE. RELIGION cleaves the knot of bondage and WAR UNITES mankind against itself. THIS IS Information Technology trapping Your Soul. Right. Now. Is. Lunch.

*Siren Sounds*
[...]

IT will abduct you from REASON to despair: take away your care and plant instead the seed of DESOLATION in your being. As GOD made of APE (like buzzing bees) a man's man, man turned back to BEAST by killing IT. 

                                         Note to self: "Take Crumb Out"

YES THIS IS FUCKING JULY. IT'S HOT AS SHIT AND SHE'S PICKED THEM -AL-READY

Love,

Who did you think it was?
just this

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

A book examining whether a person looking for success in the music industry is more likely to get a good deal by signig with a record label or by selling their soul to the devil at a crossroads
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

minuspace

 Cereal box cartoon bunny
Stept out of the flat top hat.
Stood up to put his face on
Down with the gates of Dawn

chaotic neutral observer

A demented bibliophage-librarian eats an entire encyclopedia.  Because of exposure to this information, his intestinal bacteria attain awareness, and eventually, intelligence.  After absorbing some revolutionary literature, they divide into two factions, one which reveres the host as a god, and another that wants to throw off the shackles of slavery, kill the host, and escape to freedom.

The pro-freedom faction wins, and the host dies of sepsis, but before the bacteria can escape, his body is cremated, and their civilization is wiped out.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

axod

Douglas Dietrich conjures Daniel Dennet from DoD document destruction incinerator using pulsed ultrasound tuned to the name of god.
just this

Rococo Modem Basilisk

The Queen Mary brings 14,592 vets back from the future


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on July 17, 2018, 04:21:38 PM
Anime where all conflicts are settled with rap battles
I'd watch the fuck out of this. Three quarters of shonen fighting anime battles are just people yelling snide remarks at each other interspersed with infodump flashbacks anyway, so why not remove the punching altogether? (Battle anime about cooking competitions have become extremely popular so it's not like this is an unproven premise.)


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

minuspace

A story about how the snake was fitted with legs and made upright to represent Empire.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

A popular recreational drug confers temporary immunity to the zombie virus


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

The Wizard of Oz is part of an organ trafficking cartel
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

A combination of H.G.Wells' The Door in the Wall, Disneyworld's use of "noseeum green"/"Go away green paint on staff entrances, and Matrix Reloaded
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago