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Started by Cramulus, May 11, 2009, 09:40:54 PM

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Prelate Diogenes Shandor

A superhero whose "powers" come from being the only guy in town who doesn't smoke, so compared to everyone else he has fantastic endurance
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


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Prelate Diogenes Shandor

A man goes missing and a detective is brought in to find him. It turns out that the detective actually is the missing man, whi has fallen into a dissociative fugue state
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

LMNO

Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on June 26, 2019, 06:01:17 PM
A man goes missing and a detective is brought in to find him. It turns out that the detective actually is the missing man, whi has fallen into a dissociative fugue state

"Angel Heart"

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on June 26, 2019, 06:03:15 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on June 26, 2019, 06:01:17 PM
A man goes missing and a detective is brought in to find him. It turns out that the detective actually is the missing man, whi has fallen into a dissociative fugue state

"Angel Heart"

That was, IMO, the best movie of the 1980s.
Molon Lube

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

The world's businessmen and political leaders are all secretly undead, that's why they dress like someone who's about to be buried
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

TastyCle

A netflix orginal where the president of us has dragons in the shite house. Let's call it the Game of Cards.
Very painful to get rid of, why even bother.

chaotic neutral observer

Quote from: TastyCle on June 28, 2019, 05:36:40 AM
A netflix orginal where the president of us has dragons in the shite house. Let's call it the Game of Cards.
Interesting.   Why did you decide to make it a netflix orginal instead of an HBO miniseres?
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

TastyCle

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on June 28, 2019, 04:10:52 PM
Quote from: TastyCle on June 28, 2019, 05:36:40 AM
A netflix orginal where the president of us has dragons in the shite house. Let's call it the Game of Cards.
Interesting.   Why did you decide to make it a netflix orginal instead of an HBO miniseres?
They said it was an awful idea and threw me out.
Very painful to get rid of, why even bother.

TastyCle

Okok I got another one. From this crazy idea fairy that follows me around. (She's great!)

Exactly like  F©R©I©E©N©D©S but every episode one of them is replaced with a lookalike.
Very painful to get rid of, why even bother.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

The alien invasion was for political reasons: in order to bolster their own claim to power, the leaders of Planet X have claimed a similarity between "human politics" and the ideology of some past foe, & attack earth in order to stop it from spreading. The war, woefully underfunded and managed from light-years away with subliminal ships h liminal comms, becomes a seige as the aliens lack the manpower to raid bunkers, the spare munitions to bust them. Eventually they leave: we have won. Earth unifies under a world government promising efficient defense against (and maybe revenge against) the invaders, who have already forgotten us. We become a spacefarinh race.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

An instructional video on choosing the right tornado for your home


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

Man-man: the only superhero whose only power is a pathological inability to acknowledge weakness or defeat. The mask of Man-man is passed from father to son, but since he usually does not survive his first outing, it often passes among men of the same generation.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#1617
A remake of "Pineapple Express" where all the characters are anthropomorphic dinosaurs entitled "Cretaceous Superchron"

EDIT:
another idea:

A bathroom themed faux exercise-video parodying P90X entitled "Pee Ninety Times"
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

Quote from: Rococo Modem Basilisk on July 02, 2019, 02:05:11 AM
An instructional video on choosing the right tornado for your home

That sounds like a great bit, I'd totally watch that
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Rococo Modem Basilisk

Freddy Kreuger isn't the only one -- it turns out that any lucid dreamer responsible for the death of a child gains the power to visit and manipulate other people's dreams, and this power extends after death. A former pediatric oncologist, desperate to use this new power for good, embarks upon getting a second doctorate in psychology, while training his skills on whoever seems like they need his help. However, he must deal with unexpected problems from three directions: his overly honest nature makes it uncomfortable for him to lie about his intentions, there's a tendency for his own neuroses and traumas to slip into his patients' dreams, and his cures sometimes backfire as banishing his patients' demons have left them unable to properly identify and calculate risk in their waking lives.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.