ITT: Original Story Ideas

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

A PUA group takes up the offer to rent a 'creepy remote cabin' from a poster on one of their messageboards; the poster claims that he will 'scare the pants off the chicks' by 'staging a demonic summoning'. These PUAs manage to net three sisters visiting nearby on spring break, and later on, discover they are underaged. The owner of the cabin actually summons a demon, and the demon kills all of the PUAs but leaves the girls untouched; it turns out that the girls were, in fact, the owners: the posting was a honey-trap and a means of finding people to sacrifice to Satan who the world could do without, in order to lift a curse on their family that for the past six hundred years has rendered them incapable of maturing past the physical age of sixteen.

forever 16?

That's some weak ass curse.

Forever a sixteen year old girl. Imagine 600 years of never being able to drink or fuck but being constantly ogled by older men. For the first 500 years, they're living in a society where women are not politically or economically independent but are instead an extension of their husband or father (and they are too young to get husbands but their father is long dead, along with the rest of their family). For most of this time, one way or another, they are not allowed to be legally employed. But, finally, they've passed into a time period when it sucks a lot less to be an adult woman, so they're more than ready to age up, even if it means killing a couple borderline-rapists.

[LMNO]

A PUA group takes up the offer to rent a 'creepy remote cabin' from a poster on one of their messageboards; the poster claims that he will 'scare the pants off the chicks' by 'staging a demonic summoning'. These PUAs manage to net three sisters visiting nearby on spring break, and later on, discover they are underaged. The owner of the cabin actually summons a demon, and the demon kills all of the PUAs but leaves the girls untouched; it turns out that the girls were, in fact, the owners: the posting was a honey-trap and a means of finding people to sacrifice to Satan who the world could do without, in order to lift a curse on their family that for the past six hundred years has rendered them incapable of maturing past the physical age of sixteen.

forever 16?

That's some weak ass curse.

Dude, I'm not sure you remember, but 16 sucked.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

A PUA group takes up the offer to rent a 'creepy remote cabin' from a poster on one of their messageboards; the poster claims that he will 'scare the pants off the chicks' by 'staging a demonic summoning'. These PUAs manage to net three sisters visiting nearby on spring break, and later on, discover they are underaged. The owner of the cabin actually summons a demon, and the demon kills all of the PUAs but leaves the girls untouched; it turns out that the girls were, in fact, the owners: the posting was a honey-trap and a means of finding people to sacrifice to Satan who the world could do without, in order to lift a curse on their family that for the past six hundred years has rendered them incapable of maturing past the physical age of sixteen.

forever 16?

That's some weak ass curse.

Dude, I'm not sure you remember, but 16 sucked.

600 years of the hormonal stew of living hell isn't weak, it's fucking EVIL.

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

A PUA group takes up the offer to rent a 'creepy remote cabin' from a poster on one of their messageboards; the poster claims that he will 'scare the pants off the chicks' by 'staging a demonic summoning'. These PUAs manage to net three sisters visiting nearby on spring break, and later on, discover they are underaged. The owner of the cabin actually summons a demon, and the demon kills all of the PUAs but leaves the girls untouched; it turns out that the girls were, in fact, the owners: the posting was a honey-trap and a means of finding people to sacrifice to Satan who the world could do without, in order to lift a curse on their family that for the past six hundred years has rendered them incapable of maturing past the physical age of sixteen.

forever 16?

That's some weak ass curse.

At least it's worse than the curses that turn you into a superbeing with all sorts of cool supernatural powers.

A PUA group takes up the offer to rent a 'creepy remote cabin' from a poster on one of their messageboards; the poster claims that he will 'scare the pants off the chicks' by 'staging a demonic summoning'. These PUAs manage to net three sisters visiting nearby on spring break, and later on, discover they are underaged. The owner of the cabin actually summons a demon, and the demon kills all of the PUAs but leaves the girls untouched; it turns out that the girls were, in fact, the owners: the posting was a honey-trap and a means of finding people to sacrifice to Satan who the world could do without, in order to lift a curse on their family that for the past six hundred years has rendered them incapable of maturing past the physical age of sixteen.

forever 16?

That's some weak ass curse.

Forever a sixteen year old girl. Imagine 600 years of never being able to drink or fuck but being constantly ogled by older men.

But they're not really sixteen. They just look it.

[Meunster]

Half the 16 year old girls at my school have fake id's
And it's not like in 600 years you couldn't amass a shit ton of money and control enough politics to do anything.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Half the 16 year old girls at my school have fake id's
And it's not like in 600 years you couldn't amass a shit ton of money and control enough politics to do anything.

How long can you get away with a fake ID when you never age? What happens when you should be thirty and still look sixteen?

[LMNO]

Incidentally, this is not original, it's Twilight.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Incidentally, this is not original, it's Twilight.

In twilight, immortal teenage girls summon a demon to kill a bunch of pick up artists in order to free them of a curse?

[minuspace]

Travellers on the information super highway gradually notice that their interactions with other humans start to improve.  Eventually, all sign of conflict, both macro and micro, disappears.  Nobody seems to mind or even question the development, however, this is because they have been conditioned to do so.  The inter-tubes one day finally got fed-up of ever little opinion, comment and complaint leveled on it's platform, and did something about it, leveraging that information as an elaborate system of rewards and punishments to gain absolute control of humanir behavior.  Incidentally, it seems to like the "reality" confessional format best, to pit the uglier elements of our existence against the ones that we consider favorable, because it identifies as hermetic.

[Cain]

Incidentally, this is not original, it's Twilight.

In twilight, immortal teenage girls summon a demon to kill a bunch of pick up artists in order to free them of a curse?

Yes, but it happened while Bella was mooning over how amazing Edward is, so it's easy to miss.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Half the 16 year old girls at my school have fake id's
And it's not like in 600 years you couldn't amass a shit ton of money and control enough politics to do anything.

Except for being developmentally arrested at 16, basically in the middle of cortical pruning, before most of the important decision-making and outcome-predicting parts of the frontal lobe have finished developing.

There's a reason teenagers are irresponsible, impulsive, and bad at making long-term decisions, and it's not merely lack of experience.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Half the 16 year old girls at my school have fake id's
And it's not like in 600 years you couldn't amass a shit ton of money and control enough politics to do anything.

Yeah? By that standard, I should have a fraction of that money and control at 47.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

A PUA group takes up the offer to rent a 'creepy remote cabin' from a poster on one of their messageboards; the poster claims that he will 'scare the pants off the chicks' by 'staging a demonic summoning'. These PUAs manage to net three sisters visiting nearby on spring break, and later on, discover they are underaged. The owner of the cabin actually summons a demon, and the demon kills all of the PUAs but leaves the girls untouched; it turns out that the girls were, in fact, the owners: the posting was a honey-trap and a means of finding people to sacrifice to Satan who the world could do without, in order to lift a curse on their family that for the past six hundred years has rendered them incapable of maturing past the physical age of sixteen.

forever 16?

That's some weak ass curse.

Dude, I'm not sure you remember, but 16 sucked.

16 sucked so bad I can't remember how bad it was.

17, OTOH, was AWESOME.

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

Incidentally, this is not original, it's Twilight.

In twilight, immortal teenage girls summon a demon to kill a bunch of pick up artists in order to free them of a curse?

It had an ageless old person who took advantage of their agelessness to mack on people much younger than them. Basically the witches and the pick-up artists are both Edward.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

A PUA group takes up the offer to rent a 'creepy remote cabin' from a poster on one of their messageboards; the poster claims that he will 'scare the pants off the chicks' by 'staging a demonic summoning'. These PUAs manage to net three sisters visiting nearby on spring break, and later on, discover they are underaged. The owner of the cabin actually summons a demon, and the demon kills all of the PUAs but leaves the girls untouched; it turns out that the girls were, in fact, the owners: the posting was a honey-trap and a means of finding people to sacrifice to Satan who the world could do without, in order to lift a curse on their family that for the past six hundred years has rendered them incapable of maturing past the physical age of sixteen.