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Started by Cramulus, May 11, 2009, 09:40:54 PM

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Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#1335
Xmas special: the Republican party is deliberately polluting the Earth in an attempt to melt the polar ice caps because the conservative Christians hate Santa Claus for taking focus off of Jesus and therefore want to sink Santa's workshop

EDIT:
Another idea:
A guy cheats at a hands-on-a-car competition by using superglue
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a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


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Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#1336
The Hillbility- Set in a world that is a weird mashup of medieval/renaissance Eurpoe and backwoods America, the story focuses on two feuding families of noblemen who are also hillbillies. Because they're noblemen AND hillbillies the feud is extra bitter and the characters are extra inbred

EDIT:
Another idea:

Gold Goo- An alchemist trying to create the philosopher's stone accidentally has his creation get out of control; starting with the lab it begins transmuting everything that it, or the gold created by it, touches into an ever growing lake of liquid gold
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


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axod

The Binding of Isac meets Noah's arc.
just this

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

Regression of the Cartesian Theater- A sequel to Inside-Out about little people inside of Joy's head
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

axod

Karmacalypse: mass surveilance interpolating  :kingmeh: intention from individual actions are mapped like Dante's contrapasso[/] to the predicted behavioral patterns of others about to, intentionally or not, perform a reciprocal action that is orchestrated to present as an increasingly obstinant form of accelerated karmic returns. 
just this

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

On a certain world the seasons are ruled by a dying-and-reviving god. This god is a vampire. In the spring and summer when the days get longer he is slain by the sun but in fall and winter he returns to drain the warmth and life out of the world.
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

minuspace

Cartoon Episode - "For a few more degrees":
F3I investigation into collusion with Russia uncovers three fold plan behind election tampering. Getting POTUS to disintegrate EPA allows for accerated global warming, 1) releasing more greenhouse methane 2) captured for fuel under auspices of remediation, 3) powering crypto-mining rigs, that finance shipping fleets through newly opened arctic trade routes and repopulated Siberian territory. Discourse occurs through dioramas at museum of future history in Paradise, formerly El Passo, Texas.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

A combination of westerns and Yu-gi-oh/Pokemon/Beyblade style animes. It's basically a western except all of the gunfights are replaced with games of poker that are inexplicably treated with all the seriousness and finality of an actual gunfight
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Rococo Modem Basilisk

Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 24, 2018, 01:56:12 AM
A combination of westerns and Yu-gi-oh/Pokemon/Beyblade style animes. It's basically a western except all of the gunfights are replaced with games of poker that are inexplicably treated with all the seriousness and finality of an actual gunfight
I would watch the fuck out of this. Sounds a lot better than Kakegurui (though probably with less agehao)


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

There is an active deity that answers prayers and punishes evil. However, this deity exists backwards in time. When someone loses something precious to them and laments it's loss it is this deity who is the reason they had it in the first place. And when a misfortune turns someone wicked and vengeful it is this deity who sent the misfortune to punish the wickedness.
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

minuspace

Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on April 30, 2018, 09:46:15 PM
There is an active deity that answers prayers and punishes evil. However, this deity exists backwards in time. When someone loses something precious to them and laments it's loss it is this deity who is the reason they had it in the first place. And when a misfortune turns someone wicked and vengeful it is this deity who sent the misfortune to punish the wickedness.
This reminds me of how courts are using predictive AI to determine sentence (<-this last word forced on me by autocorrect, selecting against the infinitive)

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

Fantasy setting populated by anthropomorphic rats. This world is the work of a pantheon of deities descended from a primordial mother goddess (also a rat). As you may be aware primordial deities tend to give birth to concepts (such as strife, harmony, darkness, rivers, sleep, night, dawn, light, the seasons, fate, etc. such as in This chart of the ancient greek gods) and this one is no different. This particular world is free of many bad things because the goddess, being a rat, tries to eat the bad concepts as soon as they are born. She isn't able to eat all of them however, usually for appropriately mythological reasons, so there are still some bad things; Old Age became full grown and ran away before she could eat him, and she could not eat Suffering because it hurt her mouth, etc. There are no poisons in the world however, but eating Poisons made her too sick to eat Death.
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#1347
A mockumentary following the career of fictional movie director "Alan Smithee" ("Alan Smithee" being a fake name used by directors who don't want their name on a film because they think that it's turned out bad. But in the mockumentary it's treated as if all these flops were the work of a single real director)

EDIT:
Another idea:

Sesame Street type skit parodying TLC style medical docudramas in which anthropomorphic ligatures "ae" and "oe" go to a hospital that specializes in seperating conjoined twins. And then they get successfully seperated and it's a happy ending and it ends with a bit that teaches kids how to spell things like "ether" and "fetus"
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#1348
Ok, so all the bullshit about vaccines supposedly causing autism and Jenny McCarthy and so on gave me an idea for a reality show. Basically sick people would come on this show and they would receive medical advice from porn stars who have no medical training but are dressed in naughty nurse outfits.

EDIT:
Another idea:
A Breaking Bad themed parody of Green Eggs and Ham where Sam I Am tries to get the other chat=racter to try blue meth
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Rococo Modem Basilisk

A derelict alien generation ship crash-lands on earth. The original inhabitants died out due to ecological collapse tens of thousands of years earlier, but exobiologists are fascinated by all the information about how extraterrestrial vines evolved in a gravity-free environment.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.