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So here's the menu I'm running for the summer...

Started by East Coast Hustle, May 29, 2009, 07:22:55 PM

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East Coast Hustle

Appetizers

Boss puts his oldest daughter in charge of the restaurant as GM

Entrees

Daughter makes it very clear that I am subservient to her, not her partner

Daughter tries to make me want to quit so that I won't be able to collect unemployment

Dessert

I find out that boss never intends to show a profit, preferring to use restaurant as a tax shelter. This makes my deal for 10% of the profits pretty meaningless.

Apertif

I don't like being played for a sucker. I decide to find out exactly how far I can push things before they're forced to fire me.

Bon Appetite!
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"


LMNO

(Rethinks his trip to Castine to try the clam chowder)



PS - seduce the daughter, perhaps?

Triple Zero

I was expecting this to end somewhere along the lines of ".. and I call this menu ... the Aristocrats."
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Quote from: Triple Zero on May 29, 2009, 09:21:09 PM
I was expecting this to end somewhere along the lines of ".. and I call this menu ... the Aristocrats."

:lulz:  :mittens:

Also, that sucks donkey dongs, ECH.  I hope you give it to 'em good, however you figure it out.

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Corvidia

That sucks! Give her hell! Or seduce her, yes.
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fomenter

get kitchen nightmares invited to restaurant,
seduce owners daughter,
manipulate everyone make them look stupid on nation TV,
get restaurants problems that you have exasperated and caused to be blamed on others,
have problems  fixed by end of show look like hero,
after restaurant is fixed and cameras leave use new fame to get better job,
engineer collapse of restaurants new success with your departure...
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ECH, that sucks and is lame. You will rise above.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

Figure out what he's up to with the taxes
Use that as a weapon.

East Coast Hustle

no, I won't do that, or anything like that. He was my dad's best friend for years and did enough for both of us that I would never do anything that would fuck him over like that. And my beef is mostly not with him. He's too busy with his other projects to pay much attention to what's going on at the restaurant other than eating there once in a while to make sure the food is good. I'm going for the subtle "fuck you" here.

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Dysfunctional Cunt

So it's the daughter that needs "dealing with"?

East Coast Hustle

yeah. I wouldn't mind if it were something that got his attention too but nothing that will do him lasting harm.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"