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Rev Roger Special Bonus Sermon 26, take 2.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 29, 2004, 08:05:35 AM

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Colonel Failure

#30
May 31, 2004, 02:33:48 AM
Quote from: The Rev1. I am mostly harmless.

Mostly.


Quote from: BellaHe's one of my zombie horde.....we've got an almost endless supply of brains ya know.

Oh.

That explains much.
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.

   Tool, Flood
----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won't end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don't matter
You'll turn to something to help you forget
That you're only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don't think of us)

    -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

Colonel Failure

#31
May 31, 2004, 02:36:28 AM
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Colonel FailureUm yeah... the non-corporeal one's comments aside...


d00d! didn't j00 get the memo? my comments are never aside but rather moire or less in the front and middle with soem radomization in the placement for that "just left anywhere" look.

in any case, if the good reverend's reputation does indeed proceed him, then perhaps he should look into enlargeification in order to proceed his reputation before it gets out of hand. 9/10 reputable persons agree that i have no idea what this thread is about.

Must have missed that memo, along with the one about the new cover sheets on the TPS reports...

But are you sure about that 9/10 figure, cause I was thinking more than 90% of reputable people should have no clue what's going on here...
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.

   Tool, Flood
----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won't end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don't matter
You'll turn to something to help you forget
That you're only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don't think of us)

    -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

Horab Fibslager

#32
May 31, 2004, 02:38:48 AM
i disagree unequivocably, for i am a very reputable person(just ask my many illigitimate children) and i for one am perfectly aware of what's going on here. i know all about you and the dispicable acts you perform on jellyfish. it's ok man, we all have our quirks, so just let it all out, but msot of tell soemone else about it as i'm rather alte for my 10:30.
Hell is other people.

Colonel Failure

#33
May 31, 2004, 02:40:44 AM
Quote from: horabi disagree unequivocably, for i am a very reputable person(just ask my many illigitimate children) and i for one am perfectly aware of what's going on here. i know all about you and the dispicable acts you perform on jellyfish. it's ok man, we all have our quirks, so just let it all out, but msot of tell soemone else about it as i'm rather alte for my 10:30.


Hey, that was only one time, and the jellyfish had it comin'....
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.

   Tool, Flood
----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won't end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don't matter
You'll turn to something to help you forget
That you're only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don't think of us)

    -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
May 31, 2004, 02:43:15 AM
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Colonel FailureUm yeah... the non-corporeal one's comments aside...

in any case, if the good reverend's reputation does indeed proceed him, then perhaps he should look into enlargeification in order to proceed his reputation before it gets out of hand. 9/10 reputable persons agree that i have no idea what this thread is about.

Oh, I imagine Tao will come along before then to explain why I'm not REALLY a Discordian. :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Horab Fibslager

#35
May 31, 2004, 02:48:30 AM
you're not really a discordian? hmmm

are you a fake discordian? or a replica discordian? or a faux discordian? are you made out of vinyl or soemthing?


i refuse to be a discordian on the grounds that i have set us up the bomb.
Hell is other people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
May 31, 2004, 02:49:23 AM
Quote from: horabyou're not really a discordian? hmmm

are you a fake discordian? or a replica discordian? or a faux discordian? are you made out of vinyl or soemthing?


i refuse to be a discordian on the grounds that i have set us up the bomb.

Naugahide, apparently.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Colonel Failure

#37
May 31, 2004, 02:51:29 AM
I prefer to think of myself as a genuine pleather discordian.
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.

   Tool, Flood
----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won't end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don't matter
You'll turn to something to help you forget
That you're only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don't think of us)

    -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
May 31, 2004, 02:52:04 AM
Quote from: Colonel FailureI prefer to think of myself as a genuine pleather discordian.

Don't let Tao hear you say that. :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#39
May 31, 2004, 02:52:32 AM
Ya.....you'll get banished fer sher.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
May 31, 2004, 02:54:13 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYa.....you'll get banished fer sher.

SMOTE with a copy of the Principia!

OWNED!  NEVER TEST!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#41
May 31, 2004, 02:55:23 AM
Mwahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Horab Fibslager

#42
May 31, 2004, 02:55:46 AM
a discordian is a thign that not unliek the tao does nto define itself by what it is, but unlike the tao niether does it define itself by what it is not. the chao is that which is was, will be, isn't, wasn't, wont be, what is possible and what is impossible.



feel free to feel offended of my prejudicical defintion of everyone's beliefs and mindsets. it's not your faults i implanted radio transmitters in all of your heads to think what my giant computer tells you... ;)
Hell is other people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
May 31, 2004, 02:57:11 AM
Quote from: horaba discordian is a thign that not unliek the tao does nto define itself by what it is, but unlike the tao niether does it define itself by what it is not. the chao is that which is was, will be, isn't, wasn't, wont be, what is possible and what is impossible.



feel free to feel offended of my prejudicical defintion of everyone's beliefs and mindsets. it's not your faults i implanted radio transmitters in all of your heads to think what my giant computer tells you... ;)

It's off to re-education with YOU, my lad!  Contact Tao for details.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Colonel Failure

#44
May 31, 2004, 02:58:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYa.....you'll get banished fer sher.

SMOTE with a copy of the Principia!

OWNED!  NEVER TEST!

Yeah, that shrub thread was getting scary for a little while there. I have to go with the benefit of the doubt/only jakery theory, but the argumentum ad hominems were flying pretty thick...
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.

   Tool, Flood
----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won't end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don't matter
You'll turn to something to help you forget
That you're only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don't think of us)

    -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]
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