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What is Discordianism? Take Two.

Started by Scribbly, June 02, 2009, 06:24:49 PM

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LMNO

#60
May 06, 2014, 08:09:39 PM
Go fingers!

purplejellybeansarecool12

#61
May 06, 2014, 11:15:36 PM
Obviously people have miss understood me. My assignment is to do a report on an Ancient goddess/ god, event or place. I have chosen Eris and as a furthur investigation I wanted to know from a DISCORDIANS point of view on how they view her and the impact the religion has had on them! I have already researched about the religion and the goddess, but I want to know it from your perspective. That's it

purplejellybeansarecool12

#62
May 06, 2014, 11:25:56 PM

Obviously people have miss understood me. My assignment is to do a report on an Ancient goddess/ god, event or place. I have chosen Eris and as a furthur investigation I wanted to know from a DISCORDIANS point of view on how they view her and the impact the religion has had on them! I have already researched about the religion and the goddess, but I want to know it from your perspective. That's it

The Good Reverend Roger

#63
May 07, 2014, 02:14:19 AM
Quote from: purplejellybeansarecool12 on May 06, 2014, 11:25:56 PM

Obviously people have miss understood me. My assignment is to do a report on an Ancient goddess/ god, event or place. I have chosen Eris and as a furthur investigation I wanted to know from a DISCORDIANS point of view on how they view her and the impact the religion has had on them! I have already researched about the religion and the goddess, but I want to know it from your perspective. That's it

I just told you. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#64
May 07, 2014, 02:14:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2014, 03:05:44 AM
Quote from: purplejellybeansarecool12 on May 06, 2014, 01:47:12 AM
I'm doing an assignment based on Eris The Goddess of Choas, and I would like to known what discordianism is from a discordians point of view. I would prefer everything to be detailed and a couple examples used, thank you :)

It's all the cute word games and surrealism gone horribly wrong.  It's an entire dark age, just because someone didn't get invited to a party.  Even though it's still better than "not enough", it's still too much.  It's giving up all your comfortable illusions, to realize that it isn't just a case of the piles, it's Nigel's dick up your ass.  There are an infinite number of Nigels, of course, so there's enough of her dick for everyone.  An infinite number of times.

It's the guy who designed the first run of the Ford Pinto.  It's the guy who laquered the Hindenberg.  It's some dumbfuck kicking in the door and asking us to do his homework for him.  It's Richter clinging to the window and licking his eyeballs.  It's knowing just how fucked everything is, and not caring. 

It's "Queen Gogira", aka "Jimmy Walnuts" smashing your testicles with a hammer because your cable bill is late again.  It's Squiddy dancing around in your skin.  It's Stella kicking you in the face and taking your lunch money.  Again.  It's Cain vomiting rum out of that big fucking ferris wheel they have in London. 

It's Smilin' George Bush, saying that if you're not fer us, yer agin us.  It's America watching that with a straight face.  It's Obama smiling while HE fucks you the same way GEORGE did.

If you came here looking for silly-ass hippie shit, you're in the wrong place.  That's the Facebook Discordians.  We're the fuckers who tell jokes about shit decent people won't even bring up.

Now, fuck off.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#65
May 07, 2014, 12:21:59 PM
It's the shingles in TGRR's eye.

It's Richter, sharpening a snuggie.

It's the propensity of liberal cities to be quietly racist.

It's Muscle Shoals in 1967.

It's P3nt, glassin' you for the fun of it.

P3nT4gR4m

#66
May 07, 2014, 03:12:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2014, 12:21:59 PM
It's the shingles in TGRR's eye.

It's Richter, sharpening a snuggie.

It's the propensity of liberal cities to be quietly racist.

It's Muscle Shoals in 1967.

It's P3nt, glassin' you for the fun of it.

That's got nothing to do with discordianism, that's just good old fashioned scottish hospitality :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cramulus

#67
May 07, 2014, 03:12:57 PM
Sorry, we consider it sinful to give you a straight answer.


Oh shit, there I go again

*proceeds to flagellate self*

P3nT4gR4m

#68
May 07, 2014, 03:17:38 PM
 :lmnuendo:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#69
May 07, 2014, 03:41:13 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 07, 2014, 03:12:57 PM
Sorry, we consider it sinful to give you a straight answer.


Oh shit, there I go again

*proceeds to flagellate self*

I gave a straight answer.   :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#70
May 07, 2014, 05:46:16 PM
*shrugs*

*proceeds to flagellate roger*

hirley0

#71
May 07, 2014, 05:56:42 PM Last Edit: May 17, 2014, 04:12:58 PM by hirley0
3185T 5/14<11 3192 3193moving on >3203 :fnord:
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T3175  5/12<8 to much to TRACK | My D'Rail 0poloGy
T3167  5/11<8 11> http://hub1938.webs.com/apps/forums/topics/show/12858375-201405
8TT 5/10<7 9>http://www.pacificu.edu/as/chemistry/index.cfm
8TT 5/9<7 8>  [___] WHAT2frame: V
8TT  5/8<7 Lookii its a 3x4Mat #### #### #### interwoven / but sparce = Lot of nothing BLANK [___]
5/7 NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON HERE out of con^read up^{probably
Quote from: hirley0 on May 06, 2014, 06:24:23 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 06, 2014, 02:33:24 PM
WHAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A DISCORDIANISM

cLOCK IS Wrong

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=34391.30 {not
8TT2967  5/6 disconnect| search for chemistry # J.C. :fnord: D.A.  :fnord:

{never mind | today NHK was doing knife fight promo & saying "TRACKING"
not StALK'/\/ | go fingers >
11:35:34 am pDt
? 10:58 am 5/7
8TT  5/7<7. NO DOUBT HERE Police State in effect \ eta of Maids For Prime Time TV 8:11PM pDt

The Good Reverend Roger

#72
May 07, 2014, 06:33:45 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 07, 2014, 05:46:16 PM
*shrugs*

*proceeds to flagellate roger*

WOOP WOOP.

Send me an invoice.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chucklemaster

#73
June 23, 2014, 12:31:10 AM
oh shit, I really want to talk about this, but I fear I'll go into a rant trance.
blah blah blah the rest of the song

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#74
June 23, 2014, 01:38:05 AM
Quote from: hirley0 on May 07, 2014, 05:56:42 PM
3185T 5/14<11 3192 3193moving on >3203 :fnord:
T3182 p5#72 5/13<10 ordianism? Take T dead in the WATER v
T3175  5/12<8 to much to TRACK | My D'Rail 0poloGy
T3167  5/11<8 11> http://hub1938.webs.com/apps/forums/topics/show/12858375-201405
8TT 5/10<7 9>http://www.pacificu.edu/as/chemistry/index.cfm
8TT 5/9<7 8>  [___] WHAT2frame: V
8TT  5/8<7 Lookii its a 3x4Mat #### #### #### interwoven / but sparce = Lot of nothing BLANK [___]
5/7 NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON HERE out of con^read up^{probably
Quote from: hirley0 on May 06, 2014, 06:24:23 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 06, 2014, 02:33:24 PM
WHAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A DISCORDIANISM

cLOCK IS Wrong

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=34391.30 {not
8TT2967  5/6 disconnect| search for chemistry # J.C. :fnord: D.A.  :fnord:

{never mind | today NHK was doing knife fight promo & saying "TRACKING"
not StALK'/\/ | go fingers >
11:35:34 am pDt
? 10:58 am 5/7
8TT  5/7<7. NO DOUBT HERE Police State in effect \ eta of Maids For Prime Time TV 8:11PM pDt


I think this pretty well sums it up.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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