We want your soul consumer lullabye

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Yes, I totally ripped this off George Carlin and Adam Freeland, I call it a moment of "borrowed" inspiration. Besides, wouldn't this make an Awesome poster??

Quality, value, style, service, selection, convenience
Economy, savings, performance, experience, hospitality
Low rates, friendly service, name brands, easy terms
Affordable prices, money-back guarantee.

Free installation, free admission, free appraisal, free alterations,
Free delivery, free estimates, free home trial, and free parking.

No cash? No problem! No kidding! No fuss, no muss,
No risk, no obligation, no red tape, no down payment,
No entry fee, no hidden charges, no purchase necessary,
No one will call on you, no payments or interest till September.

Limited time only, though, so act now, order today, send no money,
Offer good while supplies last, two to a customer, each item sold separately,
Batteries not included, mileage may vary, all sales are final,
Allow six weeks for delivery, some items not available,
Some assembly required, some restrictions may apply.

So come on in for a free demonstration and a free consultation
with our friendly, professional staff.Our experienced and
knowledgeable sales representatives will help you make a
selection that's just right for you and just right for your budget.

And say, don't forget to pick up your free gift: a classic deluxe
custom designer luxury prestige high-quality premium select
gourmet pocket pencil sharpener.Yours for the asking,
no purchase necessary.It's our way of saying thank you.

And if you act now, we'll include an extra added free complimentary
bonus gift at no cost to you: a classic deluxe custom designer
luxury prestige high-quality premium select gourmet combination
key ring, magnifying glass, and garden hose, in a genuine
imitation leather-style carrying case with authentic vinyl trim.
Yours for the asking, no purchase necessary.It's our way of
saying thank you.

Actually, it's our way of saying 'Bend over just a little farther
so we can stick this big advertising dick up your ass a little bit
deeper, a little bit deeper, a little bit DEEPER, you miserable
no-good dumbass fucking consumer!'

Your cell phone, your wallet, your time, your ideas
No barcode, no party, no id, no beers
Your bankcard, your license, your thoughts, your fears
No simcard, no disco, no photo, not here
Your blood, your sweat, your passions, your regrets
Your profits, your time off, your fashions, your sex
Your pills, your grass, your tits, your ass.
Your laughs, your bones
We want, it all.

WE WANT YOUR SOUL.

Tell us your habits, your facts, your fears
Give us your address, your shoe size, your years
Your digits, your plans, your number, your eyes
Your schedule, your desktop, your details, your life.

Show us your children, your photos, your home.
Here, take credit, take insurance, take a loan.
Get a job, get a pension, get a haircut, get a suit.
Play the lottery, play football, play the field, snort some toot.

We'll show you Freaks, we'll show you spooks,
We'll buy you drinks, We'll read your books,
we'll sell you crap, we'll charge you tax,
we'll buy big guns, we'll front the cash

WE WANT YOUR SOUL

Your thoughts, your emotions, your love, your dreams
Your cheque book, your residence, your sweat, your screams
Your security, your sobriety, your innocence, your society
Your self, your place, your distance, your space.

Go back to bed America, your government is in control again
Here, watch this, shut up
You are free to do as we tell you

WE WANT YOUR SOUL

Here's programs, here's Maccas, here's Britney, here's Cola
Here's pizza, here's TV, here's some rock and some rolla
Watch commercials, more commercials, watch Jerry, not Oprah
Buy a better life from the comfort of your sofa

Here's popcorn, here's magazines, here's milkshake, here's blue jeans
Here's padded bras, here's armpit wax
Here's football shirts, here's baseball caps
Here's live talk shows, here's video games, here's cola lite, here's Pinball games
Here's filtertips, here's collagen lips, here's all night bars, here's plastic hips.

WE WANT YOUR SOUL

Go back to bed America,
Here's American gladiators, here's 56 channels of it
Watch these pituitary retards banging their fucking skulls together
And congratulate you on living in the land of freedom
Here you are America.
You are free to do as we tell you.

No Hippies, no strays, no drop outs, no gays,
No lefties, no loonies, no opinions, no way.
No thinkers, no teachers, no facts, no freaks
No skaters, no tweakers, no truth, no scene.

Your Cash, your house, your phone, your life.

WE WANT YOUR SOUL.