Grubby Elbows, Bastard Children, and Bums

[Corvidia]

Man, I remember going to game stores with my kid.

I'd see all the other little booger faced brats running all over the place and doing exactly what Laughtrack was complaining about and mine would dare try anything and no matter how noisy it was I always knew his noise from the others and would go:

and he would shrivel into a little ball and stop it.

Parents like you are my heroes. You prevent little kid snot from ending up on the cases and screaming and broken controllers.