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Started by MMIX, June 08, 2009, 02:45:39 PM

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8089498.stm
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Former Home Secretary David Blunkett is recovering after being injured by a charging cow in Derbyshire.

The incident happened on Saturday while Mr Blunkett was out walking on his 62nd birthday with his guide dog Sadie in the Peak District.

It is believed the cow ran at the dog and while trying to protect her, the blind MP fell and was trampled.

He suffered a broken rib and "painful bruising" but was declared well enough to attend a Labour Party meeting later.

A spokesman for Mr Blunkett said: "He has a broken rib and a lot of painful bruising, but he's all right and, given the critical nature of the political circumstances at the moment, he is going - albeit extremely slowly - to be in London this week, doing his job."

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"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Cain

I hope you realise this cow was executed by a midnight firing squad and its corpse buried in a shallow grave behind the Home Office.

All except for its head, which was placed in bed next to a, once he woke up, very bemused Norman Baker, MP.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on September 03, 2009, 11:05:19 AM
All except for its head, which was placed in bed next to a, once he woke up, very bemused Norman Baker, MP.

Isn't that kind of like sending a greeting card, in the Home Office?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

Yes, but traditionally they use the heads of illegal immigrants.

MMIX

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Quote from: Cain on September 03, 2009, 02:45:14 PM
Yes, but traditionally they use the heads of illegal immigrants.

Cain, Cassandra of the contemporary world

he's right and you will laugh until your head falls off - but you will never know why . . .




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"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Cain

Actually, aslyum seekers have it even rougher.  How much does it suck to be an asylum seeker? A lot.

MMIX

Quote from: Cain on September 03, 2009, 02:56:18 PM
Actually, aslyum seekers have it even rougher.  How much does it suck to be an asylum seeker? A lot.

Land of hope and glory, eh? Makes you wonder why the fuck anyone would want to come here. Yep, but they are only obeying orders, aren't they, and the trains run on time . . .

"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber