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Started by Cain, June 08, 2009, 09:39:35 PM

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Cain

June 08, 2009, 09:39:35 PM
From my RSS feed:

QuoteCNN.com Recently Published/Updated - Sotomayor's 'wise Latina' comment a staple of her speeches - 2 hours ago

OK, great.  So, uh, anything about her policies, peeps?  Anything?  Hello?  Is this thing on?

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June 08, 2009, 09:42:08 PM
Why even put cnn on your RSS?  Weekly World News is about as useful, and funnier.
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Cain

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June 08, 2009, 09:46:01 PM
Because I like to know what I'm meant to be thinking.

Its essentially the same reason The Sun is on my RSS feed as well, only at least CNN doesn't have a writing style purposefully designed to be understandable by nine year olds, the average mental age of a Sun reader.

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June 09, 2009, 08:10:43 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 08, 2009, 09:39:35 PM
From my RSS feed:

QuoteCNN.com Recently Published/Updated - Sotomayor's 'wise Latina' comment a staple of her speeches - 2 hours ago

OK, great.  So, uh, anything about her policies, peeps?  Anything?  Hello?  Is this thing on?

It's all they have. You know. Grasping at straws etc etc

The Good Reverend Roger

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June 09, 2009, 11:44:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 08, 2009, 09:39:35 PM
From my RSS feed:

QuoteCNN.com Recently Published/Updated - Sotomayor's 'wise Latina' comment a staple of her speeches - 2 hours ago

OK, great.  So, uh, anything about her policies, peeps?  Anything?  Hello?  Is this thing on?

Policies and decisions don't matter.  Obstructionism matter.  Stop hating America.
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June 10, 2009, 12:27:53 AM
Quote from: Broken AI on June 09, 2009, 07:45:40 AM
but CNN has no BEEWBZ!!!!
This is why we have FOX news. It's what old porn stars do now, so there's plenty of beewbz.

Yeah, I looked at CNN the other day and went, 'wtf? This is news?' Horray for empty chatter.
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