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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Epimetheus, June 10, 2009, 06:42:29 AM

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Telarus

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June 13, 2009, 04:20:12 AM
And they make Jello fail SPECTACULARLY.
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Cainad (dec.)

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June 13, 2009, 05:01:31 AM
Quote from: Telarus on June 13, 2009, 04:20:12 AM
And they make Jello fail SPECTACULARLY.

I'm going to have to put my foot down: that was not a shoe pun.

Iason Ouabache

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June 13, 2009, 05:49:58 AM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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June 13, 2009, 06:03:14 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#19
June 13, 2009, 06:04:25 AM
DAMNIT IASON, YOU ROTTEN BASTARD!


WHAT DID THAT POOR INNOCENT KIWIMOUSE EVER DO TO YOU?
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