Iran finally learns what all Australians already know

[MMIX]

Unfortunately for Iran, these vows only apply to sporting events and culinary skill.

yeah, but you need to remember one of the lesser known rants of St John The Divine
5 and 20 virgins came down from Inverness
and when they went back home again there were 5 and 20 less . . .

this indicates that should Iran ever beat England at Twickers it will be the End of The World - as we know it, sorry just having a quick REM moment there . . .

[Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard]

5 and 20 virgins came down from Inverness
and when they went back home again there were 5 and 20 less . . .

ENGLAND. Plunderin' Scottish natural resources since... uh, I dunno... Oh well.

[MMIX]

5 and 20 virgins came down from Inverness
and when they went back home again there were 5 and 20 less . . .

ENGLAND. Plunderin' Scottish natural resources since... uh, I dunno... Oh well.

they can have Gordon Brown back - and all the other Scottish MP's  any time they want . .