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Iran finally learns what all Australians already know

Started by Cain, June 19, 2009, 05:08:49 PM

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MMIX

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June 20, 2009, 12:04:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 20, 2009, 11:44:38 AM
Unfortunately for Iran, these vows only apply to sporting events and culinary skill.

yeah, but you need to remember one of the lesser known rants of St John The Divine
5 and 20 virgins came down from Inverness
and when they went back home again there were 5 and 20 less . . .

this indicates that should Iran ever beat England at Twickers it will be the End of The World - as we know it, sorry just having a quick REM moment there . . .
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

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June 20, 2009, 12:12:58 PM
Quote from: MMIX on June 20, 2009, 12:04:13 PM
5 and 20 virgins came down from Inverness
and when they went back home again there were 5 and 20 less . . .

:thumb:

ENGLAND. Plunderin' Scottish natural resources since... uh, I dunno... Oh well.

"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

MMIX

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June 20, 2009, 01:05:45 PM
Quote from: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on June 20, 2009, 12:12:58 PM
Quote from: MMIX on June 20, 2009, 12:04:13 PM
5 and 20 virgins came down from Inverness
and when they went back home again there were 5 and 20 less . . .

:thumb:

ENGLAND. Plunderin' Scottish natural resources since... uh, I dunno... Oh well.



they can have Gordon Brown back - and all the other Scottish MP's  any time they want . .
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber
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