The price of being the big kid on the block.

[AFK]

Apparently, Jupiter recently got hit by another comet. 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32015814/ns/technology_and_science-space/

PASADENA, Calif. - Astronomers say Jupiter has apparently been struck by an object, possibly a comet.

Images taken early Monday by NASA's Infrared Telescope Facility, at the summit of the Mauna Kea volcano in Hawaii, show a dark scar in Jupiter's atmosphere near the south pole of the gas giant.

The images also show bright upwelling particles in the atmosphere, detected in near-infrared wavelengths, as well as a warming of the upper troposphere with possible extra emission from ammonia gas detected at mid-infrared wavelengths.

[Kai]

Well, Jupiter /is/ about the a tenth the size needed to kickstart nuclear fusion. That attracts a lot of attention from the surrounding neighbourhood.

[Payne]

The bigger they are, the harder they rock as interplanetary debris shields.

[Kai]

The bigger they are, the harder they rock as interplanetary debris shields.

TGFJ (Thank God For Jupiter)

[Soylent Green]

The bigger they are, the harder they rock as interplanetary debris shields.

TGFJ (Thank God For Jupiter)

TJFG (Thank Jupiter for Gods)

[Reginald Ret]

TJFK(GC) (Thank Jupiter for Kai(GodCreator))


Also,
Fuck you Kai, and your emergence religion.