Now this, I like

[Cain]

COTSG kicking it old skool here:

http://neogenius.worldwarfive.net/don_pamplet.html

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh shit yes! That is now my new second-favorite fake religion.

[Cainad (dec.)]

You thought you were SOMEONE becuase you were into "Dobbs", but in
reality you are in the LOWEST CHAKRA! We conceptualize a transcendental
yoga of HATE! You create so much hate that you destroy the entire
universe...that's neat...so, you think THAT makes you a TOUGH GUY, huh?
But now you find yourself in a NEW UNIVERSE of beings so hateful and
powerful that you're utterly DWARFED! You can't even get a DATE in this
NEW UNIVERSE! A NEW UNIVERSE where you just say "I've read Mein
Kampf" and someone answers "Yeah, I've read 'Be Here Now' and 'Mein Kampf'
and all that other LOVE BURGER SHIT!!!" A UNIVERSE OF BEINGS who just
say "I want to KILL YOU!" as a sign of RESPECT! Let's all
get together and destroy this "Bob" thing!