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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 23, 2009, 06:39:06 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#30
January 31, 2009, 12:44:54 AM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sheered Völva

#31
February 12, 2009, 04:46:15 PM
Intermittens 7: Operation Mindfuck wants this.  If anybody needs an OM, it's the people described in this rant.

Nigel: Please supply me with your name, rank, and cereal number.  Actually, name you want to use for this (Nigel?) and is it kopyleft or what?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#32
February 12, 2009, 05:57:00 PM
"Nigel" is fine. I keep meaning to come up with something more pompously Discordian-sounding, but nothing comes to mind so I guess I'll stay Nigel. Technically I'm a minister so it could be Rev. Nigel I guess. Kopyleft.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sheered Völva

#33
July 04, 2009, 02:08:24 AM
I posted this elsewhere, but not here. This was used in Itermittens 5. Fortunately, I got to use another great piece by Nigel.

Cainad (dec.)

#34
July 04, 2009, 02:52:27 AM
lol I suck. Sorry about that.

Epimetheus

#35
July 04, 2009, 04:22:25 AM
:mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens:
:cheers:
Nigel,
I love you more and more every day.
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
July 04, 2009, 08:28:52 PM
Awwe, thanks!  :mrgreen:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Corvidia

#37
July 04, 2009, 10:11:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 24, 2009, 08:34:42 PM
My plan with my kids is to just send them to community college instead of high school. They can learn ALL FOUR YEARS of high school math in ONE FUCKING TERM, so why should they waste their time in high school spinning their wheels, only to be required to review everything relevant once they start college anyway? The teaching format in a small college like the local CC is a lot more conducive to actual learning, and not having to share a classroom with a bunch of twits who are only there because they have to be counts for a lot.
Clearly, I shoulda gone to school in Oregon (though I have to say my city has a neat high school program thing--I took bioengineering there, if that tells you about it). Three out of four years of high school were boring as shit and I would have enjoyed going to a JC more than tolerating bros and valley girls. You have to be 18 or have your GED/diploma here to go to a community college.  :sad:

Also, happy to see I'm not the only one who wants to teach history. :D It's the best subject for convincing kids not to be morons, I think.

And Nigel--AWESOME and terribly true. :mittens:
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#38
July 05, 2009, 12:45:06 AM
To the OP:

SOMEBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!!!
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