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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Rant 38: Serious Discordians? (The Jihad is On!)

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, June 04, 2004, 02:58:07 AM

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Cain

ERISU AKBAR!

Targets have been chosen.

The time for stupidity is long past.

The Tequilahadeen are ready.

JiHAD!


Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: CainERISU AKBAR!

Targets have been chosen.

The time for stupidity is long past.

The Tequilahadeen are ready.

JiHAD!


ERISU AKBAR!

Death to all infidel poultry and swine! (And may they provide good nourishment for our troops!)
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

I was going to bump this, but you've all been good boys and girls, so I won't.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2011, 08:46:49 PM
I was going to bump this, but you've all been good boys and girls, so I won't.

Thank you for your kindness......   :lulz:

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The Commander

Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on May 05, 2005, 09:43:54 PM

Of course they do.

We NEED to CULL the HERD.

Since we have a heard, I wonder what kidn of price we can get per head at market?
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

Freeky

Quote from: The Commander on April 02, 2011, 07:41:36 PM
Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on May 05, 2005, 09:43:54 PM

Of course they do.

We NEED to CULL the HERD.

Since we have a heard, I wonder what kidn of price we can get per head at market?

Depends on how many ears each head has.

AFK

Quote from: The Commander on April 02, 2011, 07:41:36 PM
Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on May 05, 2005, 09:43:54 PM

Of course they do.

We NEED to CULL the HERD.

Since we have a heard, I wonder what kidn of price we can get per head at market?

It's kind of hard to have a heard if you cut off the heads. 
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