Rant 38: Serious Discordians? (The Jihad is On!)

[Bella]

So glad you like your new chair.

This one is great, too. I stole it from Guido.

How did you know I take cream in my coffee?

[Colonel Failure]

So glad you like your new chair.

This one is great, too. I stole it from Guido.

How did you know I take cream in my coffee?

Lucky guess. Or good recon. I'm not telling.  


-CF

P.S.: I like yer website.

[Bella]

So glad you like your new chair.

This one is great, too. I stole it from Guido.

How did you know I take cream in my coffee?

Lucky guess. Or good recon. I'm not telling.  


-CF

P.S.: I like yer website.

You're a colonel. I'm picking recon.

PS: Thanks.

[CNN]

::taking notes::

[Colonel Failure]

(notices embedded reporter hanging around, feels compelled to say something pithy)

(deep inhalation)

Ah, I love the smell of iconoclasm in the morning.

[Horab Fibslager]

the whoel serious thing has come up many a time in my meditations, and i mroe or less concluded that i am serious about being silly. or in another example, consult diagram 36c, the sacred chao, one side is serious, one side is absurd. their counter push pull is not unlike that of the ketchup and mayo of the kayo sauce, locked in an eternal struggle until someone dips a freedom fry in it and mixes it all together, creating a tangy yet sweet sauce which is great for both fries and onion rings.

i am a heathen fanatic, and new-age fundamentalist.

only the lowest bodhivista may enter the temple to have sex with the aliens.

[Penumbral]

meh...
I know eris exsists, so those of you who are seriose about faking can go fuck yourself.

Come on someone who is addicted to smoking is a smoker and someone who is Discordian is Discordian. (get it)

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant

Read that last sentence a few times and you'll know how I feel about the whole "serious Discordian" thing. The truth is, we need semi-paranoid revolutionary types who are serious about OM and so on, like Roger and Horab, as well as fluffy asshats who just come here to post stupid crap, like Hotsuma and me. If it were just one type or the other, everything would fall apart. It's the conglomeration of both that makes us who we are (which is of course a lot less fancy than it sounds).

[SMFabal]

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.

Exactly

[Horab Fibslager]

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.

Exactly

i thought it was close, but apparently the lady won't give me any cigars even tho i promised to pass them on to fabal.

[Guido Finucci]

i thought it was close, but apparently the lady won't give me any cigars even tho i promised to pass them on to fabal.

You should try passign the cigars to SMFabal before she gives them to you. That'd probably work.

[Z³]

Murder?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I believed I mispelled the entire rant.
The correct spelling should be "Hahahaha! Jihad!"

[Riff.]

Do you want me to change it to "Semper Non Sequemini!"?

I'm just trying to figure out what it means.

Don't try and read it too literally, as the people who originally thought it up were probably not fluent in Latin.  Given that a "non sequitur" is a statement or concept that makes no logical sense within its context, then the quote is probably meant to mean something along the lines of "Always Non Sequiturs!" or "Non Sequiturs Forever!"